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750 Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do During An RPG
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671. House Kurita Mechwarriors do not appreciate posters of Godzilla taped over their optical sensors. |
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Stinger
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| Posted: 26-Sep-2006 21:07 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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Oh my god thoes are funny. I really liked these.
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148. There is no Gnomish Deathgrip, and even if there was, it wouldn't involve tongs.
182. No figuring out the plot and killing the actual villain five minutes into the adventure.
185. My bard does not need roadies for a dungeon crawl.
199. My third wish cannot be 'I wish you wouldn't grant this wish'
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And these three made me laugh so hard I was crying.
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231. I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
243. Cannot cast haste on the king during a long winded speech to get him to hurry the hell up.
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[ This Message was edited by: Stinger on 2006-09-26 21:11 ]
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Kraken
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| Posted: 26-Sep-2006 21:40 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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162. What ever monster we just killed is not to be tonight's dinner.
This actually happened in a D&D campaign I was playing in.
We kinda blew up a baby white dragon, and so we decided not to waste it. 
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Rarich
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| Posted: 26-Sep-2006 23:51 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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Monster chow has been the primary staple of most of my campaigns. Humans and humanoids excepted, that includes monkey-and-likes as well.
Some of the are poisonus, it added to the fun and added a mundane use for "woodslore" known by druids and rangers.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 27-Sep-2006 12:49 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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Humans excluded? Yo don't have a succubus in group, do you? 
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Seraph
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| Posted: 27-Sep-2006 18:48 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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I enjoyed those immensely. Some I have witnessed, some I have heard of, and asome I have done.
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SaberDance
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| Posted: 27-Sep-2006 23:04 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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Normally, I get lists like this and I add them as adendums to my RPG rules. Recall the Skippy's list and the 27x rules for being an evil overlord.
But some of these weren't bad, and if they came up in a game, I'd probably let them slide (bloodbath and beyond was great).
Overall, very funny, but I get the impression this person was a real jerk to get some of these things banned.
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Seraph
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| Posted: 29-Sep-2006 17:03 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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Can anyone repost a link to Skippy's list and the overlord thingy?
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| Posted: 30-Sep-2006 17:55 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
I have no idea what Skippy's list is.
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SaberDance
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| Posted: 01-Oct-2006 12:36 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
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| Posted: 23-Oct-2006 16:16 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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The site has now been updated to 800 Things Mr. Welch Cannot Do.
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Evil is like a bowl of oranges. Only one, instead, is an orange of DOOM. That orange has a fate to rule over the other oranges with an iron fist. That orange is me.
Because sometimes, there are many guards in the castle.
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Stinger
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| Posted: 23-Oct-2006 22:07 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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Ya know the guy is either brilliant or insane. There is another possibility. His gameing group may be completely anal.
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781. My tribe's trial by combat ritual is not best described as "Calvinball with axes"
786. No I cannot keep the drow priestess we just found as a pet.
790. If I have access to warm water, I don't take watch unsupervised.
791. Not allowed to give any birthday gift to a child that immediately earns me a dark side point.
797. If in the middle of our dressing down our CO strokes out, we took the joke too far. |
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though some of them I just read make me think that the GM and or group may be leaning on the anal side.
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| Posted: 23-Oct-2006 23:40 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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Trust me, if the GM or group as a whole were anal, they wouldn't be gaming with this guy. It's more likely that the GM is simply making rules to make sure that he can't derail/disrupt/break the game TOO much.
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Because sometimes, there are many guards in the castle.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 24-Oct-2006 15:14 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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The disruption of the game may actually be the way how we play 
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| Posted: 24-Oct-2006 19:19 Post subject: RE: You guys might enjoy this |
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I dont know some of them are pretty silly rules. And to me looks like they dont want him to be to creative. I mean the Calvin ball with Axes one, for example, why make that rule? to me that is anal.
Now do I think he pushes it to far. Yeah, most certinly. But good grief cut the guy some slack.
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If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I'm "creepy". Howard Wolowitz. BBT.
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