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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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Location: Canada
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 Posted: 23-Jun-2004 01:35 Post subject: This round's on me. |
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Alexander walks in to the bar, a box of coigars in his left hand, and a roll of C-Bills in his right. Just as some of the shadier patrons are about to jump him for the cash, Alexander clears his throat.
"Gentlemen, and Ladies if there are any in attendance tonight, it is my great pleasure to announce that I am officially a father of twins.
"My girls were born at noon on June 22. Therefore, I am buying a round!"
Chihawk begins dispensing the libations to the thirsty crowd. Once everyone has a drink (or two) in hand, Alexander raises his glass.
"Gentlemen, a toast! To Tristin Michele and Taylor Ann Alexander! May they get jobs to support their father soon!"
Alexander
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 23-Jun-2004 06:10 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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Congrats Tanker!!!!
You are now part of the 'Sleep is a word in the Dictionary' club. 'Cause you are never gonna get a good night of it, from now until they move out.
How are they, the Mother and Daughters doing?
[ This Message was edited by: Sir Henry on 2004-06-24 06:16 ]
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
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| Posted: 23-Jun-2004 09:19 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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Fox grins. "Congrats Alexander. Enjoy what little sleep you get, because it won't be nearly enough."
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 23-Jun-2004 10:58 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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Do not forget to bring your alarm clock to work so that you can catch naps while on lunch/breaks.
And to celebrate this joyous occasion I will have a double shot of double malt scotch ON THE DOUBLE please.
*Oafman starts passing out packages of Double Bubble*
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Havoc~Ronin
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 23-Jun-2004 11:55 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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Congratulations to you and your family!! What a great occasion. Do you remember the 72 hour-no-sleep exercises (wait...you're Armour)? Well, welcome back... just it will last a lot longer. I suggest you start making whatever offerings you need so that the word "colic" does not come up.
How they will change your life ( and for the better)!!
[ This Message was edited by: Havoc~Ronin on 2004-06-23 11:56 ]
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Ronin
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| Posted: 23-Jun-2004 13:07 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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Way to go Tanker!! 2 for 1!!!
Oh, and I'm sure the missus had something to do with it to 
*tilts both bottles of IBC Root Beer (one in each hand) in salute at the new daddy*
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 24-Jun-2004 06:17 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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Diapers, Lots and lots of diapers.
No clean shirts, that just makes them sick....
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Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Steel-Scorpion
Steel Scorpion Mercs.
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Joined: 17-Nov-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2004 00:20 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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"Might I suggest a few things... Antique Pistol, Gun cleaning kit, and a large sheet of plastic, olive drab tee shirt with Drooling Dog and spiked collar, and Battle Dress Uniform hat.
When the girls are old enough, and they have sufficiantly worn away your patience, start cleaning said antique pistol, daily. And allways ask "When do you plan on bringing ,my Daughter(s) home?", this will discurage young males from the desire to court yur girls."
(( Congrats ))
(had to change the color)
[ This Message was edited by: Steel-Scorpion on 2004-06-29 00:21 ]
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2004 06:18 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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I have long bladed weapons that I'll be sharpening when said young man comes to pick up my girl....
The look on ther faces, when the Stone meets steel, will have a lasting impression... Or I'll leave a lasting impression....
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Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2004 09:29 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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I do have to agree that the sound of a stone running along the blade of a good sword can both a beautiful and chilling sound. IT all depends on if you are the owner of the sword or the recipient of the sharp edge.
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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
Commanding Officer
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 29-Jun-2004 23:25 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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No... I'm already planning drunken Army Friends, wepaons cleaning nights to coincide with said dates. Nothing puts fear in the hearts of horny teens like twenty hammered soldiers playing with guns and telling war stories!
Alexander
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Steel-Scorpion
Steel Scorpion Mercs.
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| Posted: 30-Jun-2004 01:00 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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Fantastic. or should i say Fanatic  
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 30-Jun-2004 06:26 Post subject: RE: This round's on me. |
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There is always the Mini-Guillotine in the kitchen chopping veggies.... Like Carrots...
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