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Kiris65
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
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Location: Panama
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 Posted: 07-Apr-2004 12:01 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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HEY WATCH IT!
At least take the SPAM out of the can will ya!?!?
It's all fun and games until somebody looses an eye!
*Kiris takes a half eaten chili dog and throws it at the pop corn gunner
here's a Short Range Chilidog at ya!
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2004 14:22 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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Not the flying monkeys I hope. I hate the flying monkeys.
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Vagabond
Mercenary
Mr. Referee
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2004 17:25 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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Vagabond sits in his office, going over paper work, and talking with his buddy Raven when he notices a commotion on his PC that is presently monitoring the Bar. He looks more closely at the screen as Raven leans over his shoulder to peak.
“What is going on?” Raven asks.
“Looks like a food fight,” vagabond responds as he zooms in on Chihawk, “Aye it is a food fight. Chihawk has the Bar defense grid active. You know what this means.”
Vagabond and Raven both nod to each other as they rise from there seats and walk to the small locked closet that sits in vagabond’s office. Vagabond palms the electronic lock and an audible click can be heard as the closet door opens slightly. Using his left hand vagabond finishes opening the closet doors then reaches inside and withdraws two rifles like objects, two ammo canisters, and two riot shields which he promptly hands to Raven. Vagabond, after that, takes one of each item from raven after relocking the closet and suits up for combat.
Vagabond turns to raven, “Ready?”
“Ready,” raven responds.
With well practice moves vagabond opens the door as Raven moves outside with his shield up and rifle at the ready. Pausing as he reaches the far wall and provides cover for vagabond as he likewise exits his office. Raven nods to vagabond and vagabond confirms the unspoken command. Both proceed slowly forward with there shields at the ready to the main room of the BnG. As they pass the men’s bathroom rooms, they pause and raise there rifles. Raven quickly points at Havoc who is only several feet away holding off the rest of the Bar with his popcorn machine. Vagabond nods again and raises his rifle. Pulling the trigger slowly he aims for Havoc’s head. As the trigger finishes its cycle and sends commands to the central controller circuits, the gun comes alive. The central controller activates the energy cells which send energy through the heating coils and to main capacitors. As the coils energize they quickly heat the projectile that sits in the camber, bring there contents up to melting point but bellow burning. At which point, the energy of the main capacitors reaches maximum and the launch rails activate. The soft magnetic cover is drawn and propelled down the rails as the main capacitor discharges taking its now melted contents with it. In the space of several mille-seconds a projectile streaks out at havoc striking him in the head with the force of a thrown pie as the metallic casing compresses under pressure and bursts open discharging its contents all over the back of his head. With shock and surprise Havoc spins about to receive a second shot from Raven in the chest. Looking down he finds his chest covered in quickly cooling marshmallow.
“Bang your dead,” Raven mocks as they open fire with several more shots from there rifles directed at Havoc who proceeds to jump behind the front of the Bar for cover taking only one shot more in the boot.
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Emmy
Clan Wolf
Star Commander
Joined: 20-Mar-2004 00:00
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2004 17:37 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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Marshmellows! Eep! *Hides behind Vagabond*
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-Mud
ex-Jade Falcon
Bounty Hunter
Joined: 04-Nov-2003 00:00
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2004 17:43 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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mud throws a hand grenade....you mean it wasn't that kind of fight...oops 
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Kiris65
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
Joined: 17-Dec-2003 00:00
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Location: Panama
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2004 17:55 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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*With lightning reflexes Kiris throws himself after the handgranade...
whew....good thing it was a dud....just like the owner.
*fiddling with it Kiris flicks a small flame...
ooooh I get it, it's one of those cigarrette lighters that looks like a granade...Nice try Mud...
*Kiris picks up pop corn and melted marshmallows, with his palms he kneads it into a ball and throws it, hitting Mud square in the face....
[ This Message was edited by: Kiris65 on 2004-04-08 08:57 ]
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Vagabond
Mercenary
Mr. Referee
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2004 18:56 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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ooc- please not the rules.
4) There are no weapons of any sort allowed in the Bar and Grill. It is not possible for your character to sneak any weapon into the B&G.
marshmellow guns, rubber band guns, and other such playfull and non-leathel items are not considered weapons.
ic- Lurch tromps over to MUD grabes him by his shirt and pants heaves him back once the takes two steps forward and tosses him at and through one of the front windows. he then walks back over to his den and continues his vigal.
ooc- all members are expected and assumed to have read the rules and posting policies when they signed up. you violated a rule and so lurch tossed you. please do not make this mistake again.
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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Major
Joined: 11-Mar-2004 00:00
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| Posted: 07-Apr-2004 21:24 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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(taking advantage of Lurch moving across the field of battle)
Tic-Tac caltrops!!
(hurls two hands full of Tic-Tacs towards the marshmellow squad and dives under the pinball machine.)
Grenade!!!!
(watches with relief as the grenade appears to be a dud)
Whew..
(stands up and prepares to throw a mass of cheese puffs when he takes a burst of marshmellow to his chest)
Erk..!
(collapses in a cloud of cheese puffs as his cheese puff bag takes a direct hit)
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 24-Jul-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2004 02:14 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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I pull up in front of the B & G just in time to watch MUD fly out the front window followed by marshmallows cheeze puffs and other food items. I shake my head...children tsk tsk I hit the switch to put a minimum charge in the scap vans hull .No way am I getting in the middle of that .
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Kiris65
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
Joined: 17-Dec-2003 00:00
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2004 09:22 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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*Taking cover behind an overturned table, Kashira Kiris peeks over to survey the scene, he watches lurch heave Mud spread eagle out the window,
"there goes another dud..."
*picking up some lasagna on the floor, he stands up sends the pasta flying towards the marshmellow gunners, hitting Vagabond on the side of the head. Vagabond turns and aims his marshmellow gun at Kiris
"Oooops..."
*Kiris get spattered in the face by a round of marshmallows, immediately drops down to the floor, wiping his face, he turns to Oafman taking cover behind the chair, two meters from the table...
"sumimasen, Tai-i...how in the Coordinator's name did this downgrade from a promotion celebration into a vicious culinary fire-fight?"
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2004 09:50 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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*Oafman wakes up from being passed on the floor and turns to Kiris*
What happened? and where did all this Marshmellow cream come from?
*Oafman then notices Vagabond and his marshmellow cannon and rolls over to hide behind a chair.*
I guess I should not have thrown those peanuts back. hehe
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2004 11:55 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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I remember a warning being issued.....
Sitting in a dead zone next to the Pinball Machine..... 
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Seraph
Blighted Sun Battalion
2nd Company
"Seraph's Slaughter"
Major
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| Posted: 08-Apr-2004 21:39 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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(being in Sir Henry's dead zone Seraph pulls a 3D holo pic of a tulip and places it on his chest as he lays there with his mouth open catching cheese puffs, peanuts, marshmellows and popcorn)
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Havoc~Ronin
Federated Suns
Major
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| Posted: 13-Apr-2004 13:48 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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After recovering from being hammered with beanbag like marshmellows, Havoc decides that it is time to reveal the ultimate FedSun food weapon. Darting for the door in a less than straight line (don't forget, it was his promotion celebration that was the cause of the original libation sharing) he conects with the frame and with a loud thud collapses to the floor.
"Hey, who launched the star shells in the bar?", he mutters as darkness overtakes him.
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Kiris65
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
Joined: 17-Dec-2003 00:00
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| Posted: 13-Apr-2004 15:00 Post subject: RE: Commissioned Pay...Here I Come!! |
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*Watching his Draconis comrade in trouble, Kiris jumps from the cover of the overturned table and dashes towards Oafman's position...unfortunately his foot steps on a puddle of melted marshmallows and slips falling hard on his back, hittin his head in the process...
"shit...I think I lost my piloting skill roll."
*lights begin to fade...
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