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Posted: 21-Feb-2002 09:19 Post subject: Kraken's Weekly Joke Sheet #2
2-21-02
(editor’s note: all the following jokes have happened to me in one form or another:)
Prof. Sorcerer: Welcome to Chemistry this year, students. I have some good news. The school has splurged and has
gotten us all brand-new college-level textbooks.
Bobbie: How can you tell, Professor Sorceror?
Prof. Sorcerer: Simple, my boy. They all have the recipe for beer in them.
The only thing stupider than an idiot getting several people mad is then letting it slip to them that the door locks
on said idiot’s car do not work.
Imponderable: Why is it that the same school that can shell out mega bucks for wall-sized atomic clocks takes 10
years to replace a broken spigot on a water fountain?
Imponderable: Why are the goal posts painted day-glo yellow if the football team is supposed to be so ****ing
good?
Imponderable: If a seminary class is supposed to be a place of teaching good will and harmony, then how come it’s
where I have to deal with the bulk of the idiots I deal with on a daily basis?
_________________ "I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allen Poe"I knew there was something special about you, but I never realized you were really a cat." Wolfwood to a random cat (Trigun)
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 2753 Location: United States
Posted: 22-Feb-2002 17:41 Post subject: Kraken's Weekly Joke Sheet #2
Actually, even the *practice* goal post set up at the training area (the stadium isn't attatched to the high school; long story) is done up in day-glo yellow.
_________________ "I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allen Poe"I knew there was something special about you, but I never realized you were really a cat." Wolfwood to a random cat (Trigun)
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