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Ares
Clan Jade Falcon
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 Posted: 20-Jul-2002 20:04 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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hehehe. I still play D2clasic. 20 yard radius corpse explosion deeling 50% life damage plus 760% damage returned iron maiden with blood golem rules.
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Sarkkahn
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 20-Jul-2002 23:41 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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I used to play Diablo and Diablo too all the time then i really got in to starcraft and havent played it in a while
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 24-Jul-2002 19:38 Post subject: RE: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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Who's doing the cooking? I want my burgers...
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Sarkkahn
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| Posted: 25-Jul-2002 14:13 Post subject: RE: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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I thought that was what the BBQmaster was for. (better than the current cook)
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Dead-Fish
Free Worlds League
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| Posted: 27-Jul-2002 19:46 Post subject: RE: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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"what was that?"
Dead-Fish leaning against the wall outside the kitchen door gets up carrying something in each hand. he walks over to the table that sarkkahns sitting at.
"you think this job is easy? you think just any tool with a kitchen knife could do what i do? Any normal person would have been dead by now!"
Dead-Fish then slams down on the table a slab of gray meat. then with his other hand draws a big shiny extra sharp butcher's knife from his belt.
*THUNK* he stabs it into the table pinning the gray meat there.
the meat lets out an ear splitting screech, squirms, and violently tries to rip free.
Sarkkahn pulls back as the meat tries to lunge and makes gurgling noises at him
"you want to taste a piece of my job. pull out the knife"
Dead-Fish then turns around and heads back to his spot on the wall
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 27-Jul-2002 19:58 Post subject: RE: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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Now you know why he's called The Master of the Grey Meat......
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[ This Message was edited by: Sir Henry on 2002-07-27 20:00 ]
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 09-Aug-2002 21:10 Post subject: RE: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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You've noticed that the knive is still there....
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Dead-Fish
Free Worlds League
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| Posted: 09-Aug-2002 21:22 Post subject: RE: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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i think most people here are too smart to make a grab at it.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 09-Aug-2002 21:24 Post subject: RE: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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With the war that ensued...Damn straight...
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