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Posted: 14-Feb-2002 18:21 Post subject: Kraken's Weekly Joke Sheet #1
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Love is a many-splendoured piece of ****:
He’s in a prolonged love affair- with himself.
Girl 1: Wow! Your boyfriend just gave you a red rose! Do you know what that means?!
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s cheap!
Irony: When you’re young, your heart being on fire means love. When you’re old, it means that the barbecue
sauce was too spicy again.
Q: What does the phrase “Endless Love” mean?
A: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder are playing tennis again.
(Hmmm.... I kinda ran outta funny here.) _________________ "I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allen Poe"I knew there was something special about you, but I never realized you were really a cat." Wolfwood to a random cat (Trigun)
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 2753 Location: United States
Posted: 15-Feb-2002 18:09 Post subject: Kraken's Weekly Joke Sheet #1
Just wait until next Thursday. That's when I'm going to do some of the jokes that I bumped from yesterday's for not matching the theme. _________________ "I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allen Poe"I knew there was something special about you, but I never realized you were really a cat." Wolfwood to a random cat (Trigun)
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 605 Location: United States
Posted: 18-Feb-2002 22:45 Post subject: Kraken's Weekly Joke Sheet #1
A blonde and a redhead were walking down the street when they see the redhead's boyfriend in a flower shop buying a bouquet of flowers.
The blonde says; "Isn't that your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies in a angry tone; "Yes, and he's buying me flowers."
The blonde confused by this asks; "Why are you angry that he's buying flowers?"
The redhead replies; "Because when he buys me flowers he has expectations. I don't want to spend the entire weekend on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says; "Don't you have a vase?"
_________________ The more I get to know people the more I like my dog.
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