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Tiger
Draconis Combine
Shujin
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 Posted: 14-Nov-2002 17:15 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Tiger runs out of the B&G after the major and yells to noone, "Hell Cats form up, Supply Run!"
From out of the shadows of buildings around Mordel's comes two platoons of infantry clad in weaponry and equipment.
"Ah my stalkers emerge" mutters Tiger.
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Jade_Dragon
8th Sword of Light
Sho-sho
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| Posted: 14-Nov-2002 18:03 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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But at the side of the mythical Jaded Dragon and his firey breath the infantry panic, dropping their weapons they scatter in all directions screaming and tripping over each other in their haste.
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Tiger
Draconis Combine
Shujin
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| Posted: 15-Nov-2002 17:35 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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"Uh... They're just going to send a message to Col. Redwind. (CO of The Redwind Lancers the Hell Cats' co unit)...Yeah... a messsage..." Tiger stuters out as he looks up at the creature.
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Jade_Dragon
8th Sword of Light
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| Posted: 15-Nov-2002 18:04 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Turning it's scaled head the creature speaks with a slit western twang, [not all what you expected eh?], "A squad would have been sufficient for such a task...one learns to fire first [pun intended] and ask questions later after centuries of existence."
Moving off the creature speaks over it's massive shoulder, "Good luck rallying your troops." Was there a hint of amusement in the words? Hard to tell on a dragon.
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Tiger
Draconis Combine
Shujin
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| Posted: 15-Nov-2002 18:10 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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"True but they're my recon and special forces, so I would rather they run first and shoot later." Tiger yells back to the dragon.
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
Major
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| Posted: 15-Nov-2002 19:21 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Meanwhile, the Major is busy pushing in a new Pac-Hanse game while other Harvesters bring in more games. Today he's wearing a FWL Marik Militia uniform.
He jumps up to his prefered soap-box: a table near the middle of the bar. "First off, where is Tiger? He wanted to help but I lost track of him between here and Montenegro." He scratches his head. "Anyway, I got the games, and some new kitchen equipment for Dead-Fish. There are some new parts and equipment in the garage for repairing 'Mechs and I have some new tri-vids and chips for the past 40 or so years of Solaris tournaments. For those looking for some of the older, and less popular games, they have been moved into the storage area pending some word from Mordel on whether to get rid of them, or simply expand the bar."
He jumps down. "Next up on the list is new bar stools and tables."
He walks over to his spot at the bar. "Have I earned a drink, Chihawk?" He grins at the bartender.
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Harewood's Harvesters
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[ This Message was edited by: CO_17thRecon on 2002-11-15 19:23 ]
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Mordel
Mordel.Net
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| Posted: 15-Nov-2002 19:29 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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[Owners Note]
At this point, with a large, dangerous creature near by, I would like to point out the B&Gs defenses would've kicked in, and more than likely the creature would be no longer alive. Might want to consider that next time.
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Horhiro
Draconis Combine
Samurai
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| Posted: 15-Nov-2002 19:39 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Trust me Mordel, as a son of the only true Dragon, he isn't one. He might think he is, but hey that's what happens when one smokes the peace pipe too often.
It was pretty funny watching him trying to breath fire. Perhaps the salsa is getting a little too hot in the B&G?
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Kyu Kage
ComStar
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| Posted: 16-Nov-2002 09:50 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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After finalling getting back from the hospital after realising that he had recieved some damage in the unexpected fall, Kage returns to the bar with some data disks, and looks around for Dead Fish.
Whilst in hospital, he remembered all the recording, scanning and interpretive equipment he installed in the helmet.
The firs thing that struck his attention was the time difference.
Whilst he had been in, what he was calling, the Kitchen Zone, time had proceeded at different rates.
To Kage, he had wondered for nearly 10 days through a maze of tunnels, chambers and passageways. In the real world however, less than 10 hours had passed. Time moved 24x faster in the Kitchen Zone. This was a disturbing discovery indeed. It also went some way to explaining the occasional exhaustion Dead Fish exhibited after being in the Kitchen for only a few hours.
The second major discovery, was the spatial difference. The simple fact of the mater, was that there was no difference in the dimensional stream that Kage was in. He had not stepped through a doorway or portal into another realm, he had instead stepped into a pocket within this dimension. The spatial physics of this area meant that matter become compressed relative to the real world. The ratio for this being roughly 1 Realm Meter equivalent to 10,000 Zone Meters.
This meant that the Kitchen Realm existed entirely within the bar, and the hole in the roof was actually a one way door from the Zone, that could not be returned through, unlike the one in the kitchen.
His analyses also revealed that the floating head was actually a highly sophisticated holographic projection. This meant there was a control room from which Dead Fish was brodcasting.
Further study revealed that there are actual doorways to other worlds further within the complex, but the location of which could not be determined.
As he proceeds to the bar, Kage initites the helmets scannning equipment, looking for various frquencies he encountered in his trip, including the genetic material of a large beast he was forced to subdue after an unfriendly encounter.
Turning around slowly, something caught his attention. The helmets quick processing revealed the real reason behind the Pinball Machines breakdown, and much more besides.
Deciding to keep quiet about evreything he discovered, he conituned his scan, then set about looking for Dead Fish again.
Perhaps he could discuss the ways he had found to improve the defence of the hidden complex, and maybe get some answers about those doorways......
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 18-Nov-2002 08:01 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Don't bother Kyu, it only hurts the head....
Joe, Don't get rid of those old games, I'll need those parts later....Trust me, this place goes through some games.....
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
Major
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| Posted: 18-Nov-2002 08:41 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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"Yes, sir. I'll make sure you can get to them when you need them."
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Vagabond
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Mr. Referee
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| Posted: 18-Nov-2002 15:55 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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'oh..... he has discovered my secret labritory'
*vagabond thinks to himself as his keen eye notices the delicate sensing equipment being employed by Kyu Kage.*
'i must defend it'
*vagabond taps three buttons on his arm. a extremely high pitched [above human hearing] floods the bar, shorting out Kyu Kages sensors and half the games*
'oops. that was unexpected'
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Tiger
Draconis Combine
Shujin
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| Posted: 18-Nov-2002 17:12 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Tiger walks in covered in dirt, oil, and snow carrying a large bag.
"Wow did I get lost." He sits down at an open table and opens the bag and pulls out a part that looks older than Solaris and begins riping it apart.
"Well I don't know about you Major, but I got some new toys." He says as a small spring pops out of the part and flies across the B&G.
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 19-Nov-2002 07:50 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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Come on guys!!!!! No ECM Generators in the B&G.... Now I got to fix the damn things already.....
See Joe, like I said. This place goes through them pretty damn fast....
Heading out to the old games to get parts....
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
Major
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| Posted: 19-Nov-2002 09:32 Post subject: RE: The Kitchen |
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"Well, the Pac-Hanse game looks okay. I guess ECM won't effect it. Now if we only had a good power outage to test the memory..."
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