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Slythis
Federated Suns
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 Posted: 20-Nov-2002 21:47 Post subject: Stuff Happens.... |
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Morning at the B&G and Slythis walks in looking as if he has hit ever bar on Solaris. And judging by the bruses and scrapes on his face very well may have been thrown out of all of them.
"I need a glass, a shot of Tequila, one raw Egg, Tabasco Sauce, Salt and Pepper...."
*Noticing the odd looks he keeps getting from his fellow patrons he turns around*
"What I'm making a Prarie Oyster, they're good for hangovers..." *still getting strange looks* "Ok..Ok... My girlfriend informed that she cheated on me and appologized... a lot... but I was a little frustrated... so I went to all the bars I could find and I'm guess sometime after about 2 AM, Well after I was good and Drunk, I started a fight... and probly did that all night...."
(BTW yes my GF really did cheat on me... and I figured this would be a nice was to blow off a little steam, by talking about it as if I were someone else)
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chihawk
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| Posted: 20-Nov-2002 21:52 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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You come in looking like that and I ain't servin' you anything alcoholic...that violates the law here.
Sorry to hear about your woman though 
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CO_17thRecon
Kell Hounds
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| Posted: 20-Nov-2002 21:57 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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"Man, that sucks. Alchohol ain't the answer Slythis." The Major counts out some pound notes and places them on the bar. "Chihawk, get the boy an AMP."
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Sarkkahn
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 20-Nov-2002 22:10 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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dang that sucks...... how long were you going out?
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Slythis
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| Posted: 20-Nov-2002 22:11 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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"ugh... no caffine... anyone know of anything good for hang overs that doesn't have Alcohol?" *silence is the only reply* "Just give me a bag of ice, 2 tylonal, and a massive glass of water..." Waits for his request and chuckles a little bit. "well I can say one thing for sure, Kass isn't gonna be happy with me." Starts laughing harder. "oh the irony! Her mad at me!" stops laughing. "ugh... atleast we've worked it out... and things are fixed... better thqan they were before infact."
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 21-Nov-2002 00:14 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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water, water, water.......
hangovers is mearly the effects of dyhidration on the body, mainly the mind. thats why you should always drink lots of water.... lots of it.
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Kyu Kage
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| Posted: 21-Nov-2002 04:55 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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Avoid sportsdrinks.
They are great after physical activity, but normally make a hangover worse. Same with caffiene (which is why I smile when someone drinks coffee for one).
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 21-Nov-2002 07:30 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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I don't/can't drink any of that stuff except water.... Allergies suck....
Sorry about the GF......
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AlexxKnight
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 21-Nov-2002 11:40 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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Yeap Water is the ticket, keep drinking it till your bladder is gonna exploded and then drink a lot more, and repeat.
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Slythis
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 21-Nov-2002 13:38 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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On 2002-11-21 07:30, Sir Henry wrote:
Sorry about the GF......
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"We're working it out... but it's getting a little rough.. I'm thinking about challenging the guy she cheated with to a duel to the death because now he keeps bugging her to dump me and go with him." After downing the last of his water he turns to Chihawk. "More please." he says through a VERY swollen smile. "So today asked her to take a break from both of us, and go out and party this weekend with her friends with I do the same with mine."
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Jade_Dragon
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| Posted: 21-Nov-2002 15:39 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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Sorry to hear things took a turn for the worst...but at least you know her true character now.
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Hunter
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| Posted: 22-Nov-2002 15:31 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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On 2002-11-20 22:11, Slythis wrote:
"ugh... no caffine... anyone know of anything good for hang overs that doesn't have Alcohol?" *silence is the only reply* "Just give me a bag of ice, 2 tylonal, and a massive glass of water..." Waits for his request and chuckles a little bit. "well I can say one thing for sure, Kass isn't gonna be happy with me." Starts laughing harder. "oh the irony! Her mad at me!" stops laughing. "ugh... atleast we've worked it out... and things are fixed... better thqan they were before infact."
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Coffee, Ipicack, Pepper, Salt, Spicy Mustard, Gun Powder, and a little bit of Molasses. Mix it all up and drink it. That'll fix your hangover in about an hour and keep you from being able to drink any more alchohol for a day or two. I have to use it on my Mercs all the time. With that said He sighs and goes back to his Guiness and Expense Reports.
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 23-Nov-2002 08:11 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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Raven's Instant Hangover Cure:
Pedialite, either popsicles or liquid. It rehydrates you damn quick. lots of electrolites or whatever it has make you feel damn perky too. You pound one after you're done drinking, or in the morning, and you're ship shap in like half an hour.
I'm serious. How do you think I keep good grades in college when I party most every night except monday and tuesday???
Raven, who has a 3.46GPA despite his roommates and himself!
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Slythis
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| Posted: 23-Nov-2002 14:03 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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Almost falls off of his bar-stool laughing. "I bet you get some odd looks in the grocery store." Stops to take a drink of water. "Ofcourse thats nothing compared to when we play football in the middle of a store..." Smiles painfully. "Imagine, an entire company of mercs, all of the wearing Bras on their heads playing football in the middle of a walmart."
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 24-Nov-2002 10:36 Post subject: RE: Stuff Happens.... |
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It works. I use it when my kids get sick....
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