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bobrod
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 Posted: 23-Jul-2002 14:46 Post subject: Batchall |
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"You insolant fool! I have been shot. I have no toes! What backside of an Inner Sphere surat has done this to me?"
Star Colonel Malthus looks up to find a man with glazed eyes grinning sheepishly at him and holding a needler by his side.
"Sarkkahn! I should have known it was you. An eye for an eye, quiaff?"
Even before finishing his statement, Robert Malthus was soaring through the air, like the true Falcon he is, towards Sarkkahn. Sarkkahn was stunned by his swift attack, and frankly way too plastered to even try and move. The two men collided and crashed to the floor. Sarkkahn screamed like a girl as Malthus bit his big toe off in one vicious chomp. But before he could eat anymore little piggies, the crowd from the bar tackled him and pulled him off the sobbing man holding his stub.
"You will think next time before you tangle with this Falcon Sarkkahn, quiaff?"
I'm at work and my boss is gonna walk in any minute now, so that's all I can come up with.
Mordel, East Freetown is located south east, between Tauton and New Bedford. It's very peaceful and quiet out here, lots of trees and stuff. Got a nice big pond in my back yard. Where's Shrewsbury?
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Sarkkahn
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 14:54 Post subject: Batchall |
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You sob! I should Have know you would have pulled someothing like that. With chihawk racing to the seen packing something very big sarkkahn has only time enough to take the knive from his boot throwing it wildly he manages to take his assailant in the other foot. "HA Ha!" Sarkkahn thorws a wildly sheepish grin at Star Colonel Malthus. "And they say innershpere men can't fight!"
"You calling yourself a clanner HA!"
"A clanner would never bite a mans big two off!"
Sarkkahn for the first times looks at the damage the star colonel cost. With his left big toe missing and a bruis on his left hip from his fall, he grins and says looks like I came out of this fight the better.
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bobrod
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 16:33 Post subject: Batchall |
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"I will never understand you crazy Spheroids. I mean really, what kind of man would spray one's foot will flechettes, then throw a dagger into the other foot? How am I to walk out of here?"
Malthus raised the comm unit to his mouth and spoke, "Star Commander Bubba, you'll have to carry me out of this Kerensky forsaken place. I seem to have lost my feet."
A few moments later the door to Mordel's Bar and Grill swung open only to reveal the lower half of a gigantic man. The giant had to bend all the way down from the waist just to enter the room. Standing 9 foot 3 and weighing well over 600 pounds, this was the biggest Elemental any of these people have seen since the start of the Clan invasion. Earning his nickname well, Bubba took a couple of steps, tripped over a stool and landed across 3 tables, crushing them completey. No one in the room dared laugh, except for Sarkkahn, for he was still drunk as hell.
Bubba got to his feet quickly and gave Sarkkahn a menacing, but goofy stare, which only made Sarkkahn laugh so much he pissed his pants. Bubba lifted him off the floor with one hand that covered his entire face and head, then threw him across the room. Right into Star Colonel Robert Malthus. Both men were knocked unconcious.
"Oops!" Bubba said. "I hope that does not go on my codex."
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chihawk
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 17:12 Post subject: Batchall |
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I'm wondering who would win, Lurch or the elemental...
My money's on Lurch seeing as he has a slight height advantage on the elemental... 
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Sarkkahn
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 18:55 Post subject: Batchall |
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*Two hours later*
Waking up sarkkahn looks at the star colonel also just waking up.
"well clanner, you have earned my respect and I welcome you here to mordels."
"And you! ,Elemental known as bubba, You cheaping shoting Sob I have something else to say to you!"
Sarkkahn pulls the knife out of the star colonels foot As the star colonel yells in pain."Sorry bout that" Sarkkahn then tosses the knife at bubba who catches it and merely laughs.
"oh crap."
The huge elemental then proceeds to walk calmly over to sarkkahn across the mess of broken tables.
Sarkkahn pulls out his needler and shoots at him only to realize that it broke when he fell.
The elemental Grins sheepishly as he draws ever nearer towards his wounded foe.
"well elemental, you think you've got me beat? Well you forgoten one thing."
"oh and what is that", replies bubba
"Him." As he points to tiger holding a katana about to swipe at the elementals neck.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 18:58 Post subject: Batchall |
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I'm taking bets...Lurch is a 3 to 2 Favorite...
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Tiger
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 19:03 Post subject: Batchall |
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Tiger turns from the elemental and walks over to Sarkkahn
"CAPTAIN!! How many times do I have tell you to have at least 2 guns when even looking at an elemental."
Tiger grabs Sarkkahn by the throat and drags him to the parking lot gives him 2 brand new sub-machine guns. "Now Play Nice! Oh and don't make Chihawk mad."
"Oh and what ever you do don't get killed or I'll have to go find another Idiot to replace you."
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Sarkkahn
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 19:08 Post subject: Batchall |
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"Yes Sir major Pussy!" Err I mean major kitty cat." Errrrr major tiger."
Walking back in with new weapons and new boost of confidence he loads the guns and busts through the door.
"hey elemental." Time for round two."
Sarkkahn pulls the triggers letting loose a barage of bullets Into the humongous elemental.
"there now were finished."
Sorry bout the mess chihawk I'll clean it up.
Sarkkahn then proceeds to pull out his favorite mop and starts to mop the floor of the B&G.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 19:09 Post subject: Batchall |
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Lurch looks around as he returns from his break and sees the melee erupt. He glances over to chihawk who gives him a barely noticable nod.
The "regulars" all duck....
..as Tiger and his katana are lazily tossed out a window. Lurch then grabs Sarkkhan and launches him out of another window. Looking around he picks up Robert Malthus and tosses him out a third.
Lurch then turns his attention to Bubba, who quickly realizes he's outnumbered 1 to 1 and launches himself out of the only unbroken window left at the front of the B&G. Lurch than eases his way back to the door and sips his bottle water.
chihawk walks over to the windows and speaks to the evictees laying on the ground, "You each will have 231 c-bills added to your bar tabs to cover the cost of the windows you broke. Weapons are not allowed in the Bar & Grill and if I were you I wouldn't try and hide them as Lurch /will/ find them. And next time I'd be careful because Lurch won't be as polite a second time. Right boys?" The regulars all repeatedly nod in unison.
[OOC] As you've been told by others above, weapons of any type are not allowed in the Bar and Grill. You're welcome (heck, encouraged) to role-play, but you'll need to use your witt and not your brawn.
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[ This Message was edited by: chihawk on 2002-07-23 19:14 ]
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Sarkkahn
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 19:13 Post subject: Batchall |
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Sarkkahn awakens from unconsiousness for a second time that day. Hmmm I thought I just shot that elemental. What just happened?
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 19:13 Post subject: Batchall |
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I noticed I had no Bets.....The Regulars know better....
At least I don't fix the windows....
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chihawk
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 19:16 Post subject: Batchall |
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Oh, I forgot the cost of the labor just went up to put in the new windows. That's another 55 c-bills each.
Have a nice day
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Sarkkahn
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 19:17 Post subject: Batchall |
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So how exactaly did the dead elemental jump through the window?
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chihawk
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 19:20 Post subject: Batchall |
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What dead elemental? You only "think" you shot it.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 23-Jul-2002 19:21 Post subject: Batchall |
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You think one mag from a sub gun, will kill an Elemental......
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