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Rarich
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 Posted: 07-Oct-2002 21:47 Post subject: Thump, Bump, Caraasshhh! |
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Thump onthe roof near the door, Bump on the roof headed west, and CRASSHH1 a body falls thru the skylite. Rarich stands up, holds out a gun and knufe so Lurch can easily take custody. (the last time I fogot I was sore for a week from the pat down. Lurch doesn't know his own strength). Sorry, Put it on my tab. A gust of wind caught me just as I was clearing the roof! I walk over to my usual spot and dump the remainder of the OIG under the table walk back to the kitchen. There are sounds of a brief ruckus, and in about 15 minute I emerge with what looka and smells like a passable prime rib dinner. I sit down and eat. MMMMMM. By the way, the rats are getting kind of big back there.
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Dead-Fish
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2002 21:50 Post subject: RE: Thump, Bump, Caraasshhh! |
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thats odd. i thought the meat had eaten all teh rats
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2002 21:54 Post subject: RE: Thump, Bump, Caraasshhh! |
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The Major rubs the welt on his face. "Yeah, the meat ate'em all. Maybe the rats are back already though. Quick little buggers."
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ICER
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2002 22:41 Post subject: RE: Thump, Bump, Caraasshhh! |
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So what we have instead of Iowa feed beef,we have rat feed meat. BLAGH
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2002 07:45 Post subject: RE: Thump, Bump, Caraasshhh! |
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Maybe the Rat Mafia doesn't like the Grey menace moving into it's turf????
Or maybe that wasn't a rat......
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Rarich
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2002 10:35 Post subject: RE: Thump, Bump, Caraasshhh! |
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Well, it was pretty big. Made a decent steak too. (chewing with gusto) The grey stuff didn't look fresh.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2002 17:15 Post subject: RE: Thump, Bump, Caraasshhh! |
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Can't get much fresher than the grey stuff...after all, it is still alive 
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Horhiro
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2002 20:39 Post subject: RE: Thump, Bump, Caraasshhh! |
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Yeah, but that's like saying Zombies are still alive! Yuck!
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2002 20:46 Post subject: RE: Thump, Bump, Caraasshhh! |
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The Major shrugs. "Zombie meat...maybe that's what it is. There's a Voodoo Farm out there slaughtering zombie cows. Then again, no. That stuff couldn't come from any animal I can think of."
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 09-Oct-2002 07:30 Post subject: RE: Thump, Bump, Caraasshhh! |
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You need to exercise your imagination...
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Rarich
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| Posted: 23-Oct-2002 09:18 Post subject: RE: Thump, Bump, Caraasshhh! |
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On 2002-10-08 17:15, chihawk wrote:
Can't get much fresher than the grey stuff...after all, it is still alive
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If it looks dead while still alive, I will skip sampling it. Besides there is still that cargo conainer of stuff that I have coming in every month to cover my bill.
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