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PostPosted: 05-Feb-2003 14:20    Post subject: Bumper stickers we would like to see Reply to topic Reply with quote

Bumper Stickers we'd like to See:

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


You can't have everything, where would you put it?

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak



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Dead-Fish
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PostPosted: 06-Feb-2003 00:08    Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see Reply to topic Reply with quote

If you can read this your speeding to

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Sir Henry
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PostPosted: 06-Feb-2003 07:38    Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see Reply to topic Reply with quote

When you think it's Fool-Proof, they build a better Fool.



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PostPosted: 06-Feb-2003 19:40    Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see Reply to topic Reply with quote

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

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PostPosted: 07-Feb-2003 07:35    Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see Reply to topic Reply with quote

Stress is the body trying to overcome the urge to choke the living sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it.....



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PostPosted: 07-Feb-2003 09:00    Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see Reply to topic Reply with quote

Metermaids eat their young.

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PostPosted: 10-Feb-2003 07:25    Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see Reply to topic Reply with quote

They have Children?????



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PostPosted: 10-Feb-2003 20:22    Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see Reply to topic Reply with quote

not for long.

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