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Talen
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 Posted: 05-Feb-2003 14:59 Post subject: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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...and patrons of the bar hit the ground, seeking cover behind whatever they could. The sounds of grenades and gunfire reports throughout the B&G, and then loud, unhuman shrieks shatter the ears of all near the building. Seconds later the doors swing wide open and a monstorous beast jumps out, dragging what seems to be the remains of a random assitant inhis mouth. The floor clears out as the Monster makes a run for the door.
Chihawk starts shouting for Lurch to stop it, but even the Elemental gets knocked easily aside by the huge beast. The creature finally makes it out the door and is crushed as the huge foot of a Timberwolf lands firmly on its skull, shattering what little brains the thing must have had.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 05-Feb-2003 15:48 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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To be honest, that happens so often I wouldn't bat an eye and Lurch would simply hold the door open for the beast.
I'm more concerned with the gunfire and grnades....
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| Posted: 05-Feb-2003 16:22 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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Well, remember, Lurch watches the front door and the main room. He's damn big and nigh impossible to stop, but he's still only human. His eyes can only be one place at a time and walls still stop LOS. The guns and grenades must have come in the back door, until the grey death got 'em.
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Talen
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| Posted: 05-Feb-2003 18:09 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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Well, I assumed the guns and grenades would be standard equipment in the kitchen there...
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chihawk
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| Posted: 05-Feb-2003 19:51 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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Hmmm, so much for the being a secret 
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Raven!
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| Posted: 05-Feb-2003 23:51 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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Oh yeah Chihawk? Don't you remember? BOIL installed grenade launchers for dead fish, they fire at anything that registers as Grey Menace. They hardly ever miss. I mean how can they? With all that high explosive packed in a single grenade is powerful enough to vaporize most of the kitchen! And thats just our standard model!
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Dead-Fish
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2003 00:00 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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Dead-fish runs out the door after the creature. As he comes to its now splattered body he lets loud a loud DAMN!! Then a convicting finger is pointed up at the timber wolf. “god damnit, you had to step on the freakin’ brain! You could have mutilated in any way you wanted the rest of the body but you had to step on the brain.” He then turns around and storms back into the kitchen completely dismissing the cries for help form the still alive assistant caught under the remains of the beast and, muttering something about “so many wasted bodies”.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2003 07:32 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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For anyone who doesn't know that was, that's the Chef!.... 
Preparing one of his specialties.... What it was, don't ask....
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Kyu Kage
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2003 11:13 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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Sitting in the cockpit of the Timber Wolf, Kages smiles......
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Jade_Dragon
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2003 11:40 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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Kage you owe me lunch now.
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Kyu Kage
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2003 12:10 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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Kage parks the Wolf and goes into the bar (stopping to help the still struggling and highly distressed assistant on the way).
"You really should consider looking for an alternative job to that kitchen..."
*Goes into bar, sits at booth*
"Two orders of a large steak and chips over here."
Looks at Jade, "Happy?" 
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2003 15:17 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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he orders food from the bar?
*stunned silence and multiple looks of pity and solum goodbyes fall upone kage*
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Jade_Dragon
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2003 15:18 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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You think a steak is going to replace the snails and brains Fishy was preparing for me?
*Pauses, and thinks to himself, 'sucker'*
But I suppose as long as you pay for a good round of drinks to go with it I will accept.
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Kyu Kage
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2003 06:43 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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On 2003-02-06 15:17, Vagabond wrote:
he orders food from the bar?
*stunned silence and multiple looks of pity and solum goodbyes fall upone kage*
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Hey, I've seem whats in there!
you think Iam gonna eat it??
Their both for Jade!!!!
Oh, three rounds of AMP for him also!
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Jade_Dragon
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2003 10:05 Post subject: RE: Red lights flash from behind the kitchen doors... |
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Hey I breath fire, what can Fishy's cooking do to me?
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