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PostPosted: 05-Aug-2003 20:28    Post subject: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

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      BattleTech Vehicle Technical Readout

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Type/Model: The Scrapper armoured Scrap van
Tech: Inner Sphere / 3060
Config: Wheeled Vehicle
Rules: Level 3, Standard design

Mass: 35 tons
Power Plant: 225 VOX XL Fusion
Cruise Speed: 75.6 km/h
Maximum Speed: 118.8 km/h
Armor Type: Ferro-Fibrous
Armament: None
Manufacturer: (Unknown)
Location: (Unknown)
Communications System: (Unknown)
Targeting & Tracking System: (Unknown)

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==Overview:==
This bazzar vehicle is used by the Scrapper from Motown as his primary salvage
hauler

==Capabilities:==
this machineis well armoued fir a civilan cargo hauler the exact capabilitys
of the Kitchen sink Launcher and Bath Tub Thrower are unknown because of the
variable weight and Shapes of th ammo

==Notable Vehicles & Crew:==
This Unique vehicle is driven bu the Scrapper from Motown

==Deployment==
This thing is unique( like an normal person would drive this thing

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Type/Model: The Scrapper armoured Scrap van
Mass: 35 tons
Construction Options: Fractional Accounting

Equipment: Items Mass
Int. Struct.: 16 pts Standard 0 3.50
Engine: 225 XL Fusion 2 5.00
Shielding & Transmission Equipment: 0 2.50
Cruise MP: 7
Flank MP: 11
Heat Sinks: 10 Single 0 .00
Cockpit & Controls: 0 1.75
Crew: 3 Members 0 .00
Armor Factor: 147 pts Ferro-Fibrous 2 8.20

Internal Armor
Structure Value
Front: 4 53
Left / Right Sides: 4 35/35
Rear: 4 24

Weapons and Equipment Loc Heat Ammo Items Mass
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1 Trailer Hitch Rear 1 .00
Kitchen Sink Launcher Body 1 1.00
Bath Tub Thrower Body 1 3.00
Cargo Bay Capacity Body 1 10.00
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TOTALS: 0 8 34.95
Items & Tons Left: 4 .05

Calculated Factors:
Total Cost: 2,721,888 C-Bills
Battle Value: 152
Cost per BV: 17,907.15
Weapon Value: 0 / 0 (Ratio = .00 / .00)
Damage Factors: SRDmg = 0; MRDmg = 0; LRDmg = 0
BattleForce2: MP: 7W, Armor/Structure: 0 / 5
Damage PB/M/L: -/-/-, Overheat: 0
Class: GL; Point Value: 2
Specials: tran10

This is the machine that Motown is using in the desparate defense of the B&G from the simian attack

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PostPosted: 06-Aug-2003 00:07    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

Nice, but where is the nifty system for the electrified armor?

EDIT: And the doorknob cannons? Or are those small arms?

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PostPosted: 06-Aug-2003 01:00    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-08-06 00:07, CO_17thRecon wrote:
Nice, but where is the nifty system for the electrified armor?

EDIT: And the doorknob cannons? Or are those small arms?

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[ This Message was edited by: CO_17thRecon on 2003-08-06 00:09 ]

The doorknob cannons are small arms captured in battle one was given to Bowtie Bob during said battle I have 6 others in my possession they date back to the old doorknob wars from Dropship days they are among the few possessed by non WotD people the Electrofied armour is a lash up job powered by a generator in the cargo bay I will make it a permanant install after this though (assuming I survive the battle)

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PostPosted: 06-Aug-2003 01:56    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

So this is what I was riding in! Sweet!! And thanks for the evac!
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PostPosted: 06-Aug-2003 02:14    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-08-06 01:56, Ronin wrote:
So this is what I was riding in! Sweet!! And thanks for the evac!

You're welcome I just hope you did not waste my efforts running off halfed cocked like that

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PostPosted: 06-Aug-2003 07:12    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

Half???? He was in a paper airplane.... That's a little less than half....


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PostPosted: 06-Aug-2003 17:28    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

Paper? Paper!?!? I'll have you know that N69078 is made out of aluminum. Well, she was, anyway.

(N69078 is a Cessna 152 that I did most of my flight training in, and was my favorite of the fleet. Of course, I should have used N6503M for this since she did get bent up pretty bad the other day when a student botched a landing on his first solo.)

As far as running off half cocked goes, did you really expect anything else from me?
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PostPosted: 07-Aug-2003 00:30    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-08-06 07:12, Sir Henry wrote:
Half???? He was in a paper airplane.... That's a little less than half....



I am not talking about that .I am talking about after I drag his battered carcass out of that wreakage and going to the B&G rambo here wakes up and goes on this solo Kamakaze charge into a bunch of apes with out bothering to co-ordinate with anybody else ,hell that fool goes tearing out the back door before I could even stop or shut down the hull charge!He is damn lucky that he didn't get fried by the hull charge going out that door!!! Now look at him he may not suvive!!

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PostPosted: 07-Aug-2003 07:22    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

And who's fault is that????

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PostPosted: 07-Aug-2003 12:43    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-08-07 07:22, Sir Henry wrote:
And who's fault is that????




Hmmm, let me think here...

I guess that would be my fault...

No, wait! It's the simians' fault! If it wasn't for them...
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PostPosted: 07-Aug-2003 19:09    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

At any rate Henry you got this thing in your hands now the armour looks to be down to about 50% you might want to check some off the stuff in the roof for heat damage and it might not be a bad idea to check the cicuits to the hull carging system it is realy simply basicaly all it is is a power tap off the reactor grid mean while I am going to find some sinks and bathtubsto use for ammo"

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PostPosted: 08-Aug-2003 07:17    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

That's not a problem. From the smell, you fried the junctions from the Charging system. I'll fix those. The armor's a no Brainer, But I'll have to get decently conducting Welding material. The stuff I got now is an Insulater. Usually folks want armor that doesn't conduct energy well. Keeps the PPC Static Discharge down to a minimum.





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PostPosted: 08-Aug-2003 17:42    Post subject: RE: Motowns Armoured Scrap Van (see MONKEES!!!) Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-08-08 07:17, Sir Henry wrote:
That's not a problem. From the smell, you fried the junctions from the Charging system. I'll fix those. The armor's a no Brainer, But I'll have to get decently conducting Welding material. The stuff I got now is an Insulater. Usually folks want armor that doesn't conduct energy well. Keeps the PPC Static Discharge down to a minimum.






That is the reason for the diamond drills and the rivets just rivet the stuff on and be done with it .Combat is a secondary function for this machine I just wish I had one of my mechs here.

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