A very pious man wanted to build a bridge to Hawaii. Everyday he asked God for just one favor. For years he asked God for just one favor. Just one. One day God appears to him and says "You have been a very good man and i will give you your favor" The man responds "I wish to build a bridge to Hawaii". God thinks about theis and tells him about typhoons and the depth and struts for the bridge required and tells him that he cant. "but god i thought you could do anything." "i will give you another favor to make up for this". The man thinks about this for a little whilke then says "i've always wanted to understand how the female mind works". and God responds "about that bridge, do you want two lanes or four?"
i'd put up that valentine's day one but it just isn't the right time
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