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Talen
Capellan Confederation
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 Posted: 26-Sep-2003 13:22 Post subject: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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"Look, Chihawk," Talen says to the busy bar tender, "I understand you dont like me, and I know that Mordel pays you to make my life miserable. But I think you have taken it a bit far this time..."
Chihawk shrugs.
"The scorpions on my chairs were pretty funny, I laughed all the way to the hospital. The flying monkeys droping napalm on my ride were pretty good. I dont think I saw something so funny as my entire Savatage collection melt to nothingness in my chair. And the water balloons filled with white phosphorus, which you proceded to throw on me, then ignite....pure genius."
Chihawk shrugs again.
"But...THIS....this is an outrage. You should know better than to mess with someone like this...and I KNOW half the people here would agree with me. Its not cool to give me decaf cofee when I ask for regular!!!"
Chihawk smiles, then goes back to being busy.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 26-Sep-2003 17:02 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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Huh, guess I grabbed the wrong pot. Sorry 'bout that. 
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Kyu Kage
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| Posted: 26-Sep-2003 19:02 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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On 2003-09-26 13:22, Talen wrote:
"But...THIS....this is an outrage. You should know better than to mess with someone like this...and I KNOW half the people here would agree with me. Its not cool to give me decaf cofee when I ask for regular!!!"
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DECAF?
Only after my stomach starts screaming from caffeine overload. And even then, I'd give serious thought to drinking it!
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Horhiro
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 26-Sep-2003 20:28 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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Dude, if your ording coffee in 3062, then you need some help. We all know caffinated beer pretty much put coffe out of business back in 3025 
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Hardware
Clan Ghost Bear
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| Posted: 26-Sep-2003 20:57 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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On 2003-09-26 13:22, Talen wrote:
"The scorpions on my chairs were pretty funny, I laughed all the way to the hospital. The flying monkeys droping napalm on my ride were pretty good...
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Oh shit. He just said the "M" word.
Hardware bolts for the 'mech bay.
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CO_17thRecon
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| Posted: 26-Sep-2003 21:02 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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Fox looks over. "Someone should remind him Sir Henry installed a system to make sure saying "monkey" wasn't as big a problem."
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chihawk
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| Posted: 26-Sep-2003 21:23 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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No, it's just a small one...luckily they are all still licking their wounds from the last battle.
We're safe for now...
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
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| Posted: 27-Sep-2003 02:05 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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Isnt there some sort of law against this kind of crap?
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Motown Scrapper
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| Posted: 27-Sep-2003 03:23 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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On 2003-09-27 02:05, Talen wrote:
Isnt there some sort of law against this kind of crap?
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What kind of crap?
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chihawk
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| Posted: 27-Sep-2003 09:17 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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Serving decaf as regular...and there is, sort of.
In every state, except Illinios, if you serve regular coffee as decaf you can be charged with assault.
No, I'm not kidding.
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Daphne Wilde
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| Posted: 27-Sep-2003 12:34 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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I agree, Decaff is crap...there should be a law
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Steelfang
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| Posted: 27-Sep-2003 15:33 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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I believe you, ChiHawk. Based on people who have Caffeine allergies as well religious proscriptions against the intake of caffeine [Mormons in particular, which Illinois still has a good number of]
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ICER
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| Posted: 27-Sep-2003 22:31 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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Its not cool to give me decaf cofee when I ask for regular!!!"
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"I agree, that is a complete outrage, chihawk, you should be ashamed of yourself "
ICER says, as he hides a big can of decaf coffee under his coat with a smile.
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Clarke
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| Posted: 28-Sep-2003 20:59 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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On 2003-09-27 22:31, ICER wrote:
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Its not cool to give me decaf cofee when I ask for regular!!!"
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"I agree, that is a complete outrage, chihawk, you should be ashamed of yourself "
ICER says, as he hides a big can of decaf coffee under his coat with a smile.
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How dare you!!!! Decaf is a tool of the conspiracy!!!! Only a mad fool would possess decaf. You, sir, will have to be taught a lesson.
*throws Icer into a chair and straps him down*
*puts a set of headphones on Icer*
*pulls out a CD player and hooks up the headphones to the CD player*
*pops in an N*SYNC CD into the CD player*
*hits play*
Enjoy your torture.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 28-Sep-2003 21:05 Post subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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On 2003-09-28 20:59, Clarke wrote:
How dare you!!!! Decaf is a tool of the conspiracy!!!! Only a mad fool would possess decaf. You, sir, will have to be taught a lesson.
*throws Icer into a chair and straps him down*
*puts a set of headphones on Icer*
*pulls out a CD player and hooks up the headphones to the CD player*
*pops in an N*SYNC CD into the CD player*
*hits play*
Enjoy your torture.
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***Lurch walks over and picks up Clarke, tossing him thru the center plate glass window. Lurch then walks back over to the door.
chihawk walks over to ICER and listens to the headphones for a second, and then unties him.***
"I guess Lurch dislikes boy bands so much he considers their songs weapons. I think you all might want to take note of that. By the wqay Clarke, per Mordel's previous dictate you have to pay for that window. I'll just add it to your account."
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