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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
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 Posted: 07-Oct-2003 20:58 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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Useing the speed and jumpjets of his Jenner to the max the old mech warrior demonstrates why he is an OLD mech warrior skillfully dodgeing the PPC blasts of the Battlemaster finaly in frustration Raven ejects from his mech and lands on top of the Jenner {By Kerenskys beard this guy is nuts!!!}
*Hits a yellow switch on the control panel>1 megavolt of static electricity courses through the outside of the Jenner the EMP fries up the electronics of the Battle armour shutting it down it fall s off and lands on the ground.raiseing the foot of the Jenner I gently but fimly place it on the Battle armour*
" By Kerenskys Beard You can be brave when you want to be I offer you Hegira you have fought bravely indeed few of my opponants heve shown the level of courage you have in the last few minutes but this is getting way out of control none of the outside forces that are interfering are under my control you must tell you peole to stand down and let this end before more innocents die needlessly"
*i lift the Jenners foot off the Battle Armour and back up 10 metres and wait*
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 21:09 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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Raven keys up the reserve Battle Armor systems, the special shielded ones. Standing he shakes himself up then darts forward "COME BACK HERE AND I'LL BITE YOUR KNEE CAPS OFF!" Leaping up he swings his sword in a broad arc slashing through the delicate knee joint of the Jenner. Dropping down he slashs at the ankle just to add insult to injury.
Running behind the Jenner he shoves a banana up the jump jet exhaust port. Cackling he shifts to the side and darts around the Mech's feets slashing with his sword and firing off his rifle, the sharp bullets cracking through the armor.
Raven!
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 21:32 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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*Watches as the sword strikes the still charged hull the second emp fries the remaining systems and the armour freezes a second time*
{ this guy is unreal}
* Exits Jenner Removes R avens weapons and throws them far away*
"I just heard there are far more pressing issues We are once again under attack by the Simians we can settle this when that is taken care of"
*Reenters the Jenner and leaves at top speed to help deal with the real threat"
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 22:32 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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Raven takes off the suit, grabs a rock off the ground and hurls it at the retreating Jenner "HA! Run away will you?! You coward! Come back here and i'll thrash you a new one!" Raven continues to chuck rocks. Then grabs his comm, "OK something is going on. I want an update, and bring me the static free suit."
Raven!
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Clarke
Clan Star Adder
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 02:19 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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On 2003-10-07 19:59, Raven! wrote:
Dude. Its a joke. Like most stuff I do, I do it out of my completely twisted and wierd strange sense of humor. Relax! In about twenty years will anyone seriously care? NO! I mean hell, we'll all be dead in a hundred years so why don't we just party it up and have fun?!
But hey if it bothers you lock down the post and we'll take some time to discuse the implications of guiness over bud light. GO IRELAND!
Raven!
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Gee beasties. Someone who thinks like me. 
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Daphne Wilde
Star League Defense Force
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 02:22 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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I DO have every durn unit I claim, (been collecting and manufacturing them for literaly decades) be kind of silly to use/claim something that doesn't exist ( altho MEN do it ALL the time! ) long story how I got the navy ( short version I started collecting mechs, and had the tech readout for the old war ships, welllllll since I do creative modeling with mini's I made the old warships and a freind of mine used that to make a mold at his place of work's foundry, and we cast them out. had a lot of 'fun' doing it too. anyways, before I knew it I had a major fleet. THEN I read how nobody else had any warships, so I put them away untill the clan war when the clans brought them back and I re-broke them all out again so I could use them in, at the time 'new' battlespace ' set.) But I DO have them and the Aerospace fighters and bombers and "other" stuff I use. but as women say to men all the time" No big deal..." 
Anyways back in character.....
" Either the beer-can born clanner kills him or I will, makes absoutley no difference to me.... I lied I'm going to kill him." As she stands somehow steadly and begins to head for the door.
-cDc-
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Steelfang
3rd Bn, The Winchester Rifles
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 05:20 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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OOC: Do what you must, it would seem that I made the right choice in leaving this thread. RPing is no fun when the participants get out of control [BTW, I include myself in that statement].
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Clarke
Clan Star Adder
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 21:45 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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Personally, I find it wise to stay away from here.
*Clarke barges out, punches Lurch in the nose, and leaves*
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| Posted: 09-Oct-2003 01:05 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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*Clarke... punches Lurch in the nose,...
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*Eyes turn red, as he seizes the offender by his neck. lurch's hand gripping it like one would a soda can. lifts him up bashing his head into the wooden support beam*
*then lurch throws Clarke like a wooden rabit from a french catapult, right into the solid steel reinforced concreate wall across the way. sending any of his personel items chasing after him to hit him in the head like a pitcher who's pitchen for a batter thats cheating with his girl.*
Stay Out!
ooc- might reconsider trying that again. he might not be so lienent next time. 
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
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| Posted: 09-Oct-2003 01:12 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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You need to understand Clarkie is the ultamet twit .Like look up twit in the dictonary and you will see his picture
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Daphne Wilde
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| Posted: 09-Oct-2003 02:03 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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And walks into Lurches back.
" Well excuse me handsome, I must have missed you last time I was here"
Completly forgetting her previous vengance, while running her hand along his arm.
"Please, My name is Daphne, I run the 504th. Para. (formerly Clan Wolverine) and would love to 'talk' some things over with you IF you have some free time..."
Sliding her arm through his she begins to guide him to a darkened corner booth.The slight sway of her hips catching the eye of everyone in view.
[ This Message was edited by: Lt.Col.Daphne Wilde on 2003-10-09 02:17 ]
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 09-Oct-2003 02:14 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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"Please, My name is Daphne, I run the 504th. Para. (formerly Clan Wolverine) and would love to 'talk' some things over with you IF you have some free time..."
Sliding her arm through his she guides him to a darkened corner booth.The slight sway of her hips catching the eye of everyone in view. |
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*he shacks his head, and with unexpected gentleness displaces Daphne's arm. His feet rooted to the floor, fullfilling his door guard duities as if he was standing guard over the IlKhan's bedroom. A totaly devoted single minded pourpose seen in his stance and in the fire that burns in his eyes.*
Busy. Very Sorry.
*he says almost matter o factly. he nods to her. *
Anything you need?
*theres no illusion. hes without a doubt the best door bouncer on solaris.*
ooc- lurch is a NPC controlled by me, chihawk, and mordel. if we don't move him, he don't move. its good having a very loyal elemental as your bouncer.
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Daphne Wilde
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| Posted: 09-Oct-2003 02:41 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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" Yes there is somthing I need, somthing I haven't had since forever"
Her fingers dancing slowly across his forearm.
"You know you can"t stay standing there forever, there will come a time when you are not playing the role of cold emotionless MANservant. When that happens I WILL be there. Then we will see what kind of 'stamina' you really have...."
The intensity in her eyes easily readable as is the light film of sweat than makes her skin shine. Placing a soft but quick kiss on his chin, she spins with the grace of a jungle cat and returns to her saet at the bar.
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Daphne Wilde
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" Yes there is somthing I need, somthing I haven't had since forever"
Her fingers dancing slowly across his forearm.
"You know you can"t stay standing there forever, there will come a time when you are not playing the role of cold emotionless MANservant. When that happens I WILL be there. Then we will see what kind of 'stamina' you really have...."
The intensity in her eyes easily readable as is the light film of sweat than makes her skin shine. Placing a soft but quick kiss on his chin, she spins with the grace of a hunting cat and returns to her seat at the bar.
[ This Message was edited by: Lt.Col.Daphne Wilde on 2003-10-09 02:48 ]
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| Posted: 09-Oct-2003 02:53 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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I have a felling that somebody is just a wee bit lonely I have a rather cozy setup in the back of my van small but comfortable That is if you do not mind older men
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