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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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 Posted: 07-Oct-2003 19:57 Post subject: An Evil Pressence.... |
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All the TV's in Solaris turn on at the same, all to the same channel. A dark shrouded shape sits in front of a desk, elongated fingers templed in front of a odd and twisted face. No other details except the profile can be seen, yet a feeling of dread creeps over you.
"Pitiful humans. Tremble and fear, for your worst nightmares have arrived. For beyond the Periphery I lie in wait, untouched by your pathetic weapons, untouched by your pathetic fear. Soon... soon you shall tremble before me... before the greatest source of raw evil ever before seen by humanity..."
The lights come up showing a chimp in a pink dipper and bonnet.
"I AM BUBBLES THE CHIMP AND YOU SHALL KNOW FEAR!"
The camera pans out and suddenly the whole room is full of screaming and howling monkies jumping up and down and beating their chests and throwing poop. Bubbles sits at his desk cackling and howling. The camera shuts off and the TV's resume their normal programming.. almost as if nothing had happened.
Raven!
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 24-Jul-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 21:39 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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*Hearing the threat I immediatly move into action *
"By God I am not going to get caught off guard this time"
*Grabs communicator*
"We are under attack!Get a signal off to the Dropship Irregulars lets see if they are avalable and can get here in time"
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 21:46 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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***chihawk turns the B&G defense system on and continues to clean glasses...the B&G is now safe from all non-human creatures***
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 22:26 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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Actually there are some HUMANS that will protect against.......
Raven, who knows a few piles of monkey poop, he just had class with one!!
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 22:28 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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LOL, ordinarily a monkee war is welcomed to bring out the role-players, but we just had one a few weeks ago.
Another in such a short time ruins their appeal 
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 22:54 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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WARNING WARNING WARNING
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
WARNING WARNING WARNING
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Actually the posts of this little terror will go for a few weeks. I've got this all mapped out, cause I couldn't sleep last night and just couldn't get the concept of Bubblesout of my head. I have lots of notes. It will be an ammazing film noir experience.
Raven!
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Jimmy the Tulip
Kell Hounds
Corporal
Joined: 28-Sep-2003 00:00
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 23:11 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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*From his position on the floor Jimmy stirs and mumbles, "Monkeysh, no...don' toush shat..." Jimmy sinks back into oblivion.*
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Clarke
Clan Star Adder
Star Commander
Joined: 08-Aug-2003 00:00
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 02:15 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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Don't blame me for this one. I'm sitting it out.
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 06:19 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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On 2003-10-08 02:15, Clarke wrote:
Don't blame me for this one. I'm sitting it out.
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Everyone is...
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Mordel
Mordel.Net
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 08:02 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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If a monkey makes it inside the B&G I'd be very surprised. And if anyone even bothers to notice it/them, I'd be even more surprised.
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 08:20 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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On 2003-10-08 08:02, Mordel wrote:
If a monkey makes it inside the B&G I'd be very surprised. And if anyone even bothers to notice it/them, I'd be even more surprised.
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I hear you 
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 15:33 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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If one tried it would be zapped, shot, blasted, shocked, drowned, beaten, drawn and quartered, folded, mangled, spindled, mutilated, bent, broken, seered, singed, browned, broiled, baked, battered, deep fried, Tar and feathered, skined, scalped, drilled, hammered, nailed, screwed, split in twain and hurt real bad....
IF it did get in then, it's a man in a gorilla costume... and the same would be applied....
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Daphne Wilde
Star League Defense Force
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Joined: 19-Sep-2003 00:00
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 16:56 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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Sigh.... men and their "monkeys"...........
Such a sad comentary on the history of humans.......
-cDc-
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Slythis
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 20:36 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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On 2003-10-08 16:56, Lt.Col.Daphne Wilde wrote:
Sigh.... men and their "monkeys"...........
Such a sad comentary on the history of humans.......
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*shrugs* I just shoot back...
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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 08-Oct-2003 21:15 Post subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
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Actually, I'm planning on being passed out at the bar for most of this one. I just got back from a warzone, and need a few days off.
Oh, so I'll take another beer. My wallet's in my coat if I pass out too soon!
Alexander (hater of Monkeys, but so very tired!)
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