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PostPosted: 28-Oct-2003 18:37    Post subject: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote

Patrick Roy, after living a full life, died. When he
got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came
to a modest house with a Faded Colorado Avalanche flag
in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Pat," said God.
"This is very special, not everyone gets a house up
here."

Patrick felt special, indeed, and walked up to his
house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another
house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a bright red and white sidewalk, a 50 ft.
tall flagpole flying an enormous Detroit Red Wings
Flag, and in every window a Red wings Logo. In the
front yard was a sign that said, "elcome to
Hockeytown."

Pat looked at god and said, "God, I'm not trying to be
ungrateful, but I have a question. I won three
Stanley Cups, more awards than I can remember, and am
the winningest goalie in NHL history."

God said, "So what do you want to know, Pat?"

"Well, whay does Steve Yzerman get a better house than
me?"

God chuckled and said, "Pat, that's not Steve's
house... It's mine."



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PostPosted: 28-Oct-2003 18:53    Post subject: RE: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote

oooooooooh... SMACK! hahahahaha

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PostPosted: 28-Oct-2003 23:15    Post subject: RE: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote

So what's the punchline?
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PostPosted: 29-Oct-2003 07:37    Post subject: RE: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote

It's a Hockeytown Thing....



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PostPosted: 29-Oct-2003 15:48    Post subject: RE: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-10-29 07:37, Sir Henry wrote:
It's a Hockeytown Thing....



No, it's a Hokeytown thing.

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PostPosted: 30-Oct-2003 13:42    Post subject: RE: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-10-29 15:48, chihawk wrote:
No, it's a Hokeytown thing.



that was originally a Nebraska joke from the 1970s

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PostPosted: 30-Oct-2003 15:16    Post subject: RE: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote

It's also a VT Joke....





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PostPosted: 30-Oct-2003 22:25    Post subject: RE: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote

it can be adapted to just about every team, I was just stating the origin of the joke.

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PostPosted: 31-Oct-2003 14:08    Post subject: RE: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote

Except that VT are the Hokies.....



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PostPosted: 03-Nov-2003 16:37    Post subject: RE: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote


considering the responses who / what is the real joke?????

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PostPosted: 03-Nov-2003 23:40    Post subject: RE: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-11-03 16:37, Daphne Wilde wrote:

considering the responses who / what is the real joke?????



You mean original? I don't recall the joke, it was a little before my time... actually it was a lot before my time.

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PostPosted: 05-Nov-2003 10:08    Post subject: RE: The Way it is Reply to topic Reply with quote


Perhaps Motown scrapper knows, he's from before time.

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