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Kraken
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 Posted: 14-Mar-2002 17:14 Post subject: Kraken's Joke of the Week Sheet #5 |
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3-14-02
Irony:
The one pen you have that works on a consistent basis leaks like the Exxon-Valdez.
That one peace of junk that your wife/mother just tossed out is now the only thing that you had that you
now desperately need to solve a problem.
According to Murphy’s Rules, an older sci-fi game once described computers in the future universe of the
game as being less efficient than what we have today. Also, another game did not have lasers in the first versions
as the creators thought weapons-grade lasers to be impossible.
Ironic Imponderables:
What if something that tastes like chicken is in reality the real, original food item that was supposed to be
flavored like that and chicken is the imitator?
What if Hoffa was the gunman from the grassy knoll?
What if Bigfoot was just some huge mountaneer who refused to shave?
What if I’m the sane one and everyone else is crazy?
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 15-Mar-2002 08:49 Post subject: Kraken's Joke of the Week Sheet #5 |
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Then I guess Crazy is the norm, and that make you abnormal.....Nah, we're all crazy.
Sir Henry, make the counting easier...
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Horhiro
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 15-Mar-2002 19:17 Post subject: Kraken's Joke of the Week Sheet #5 |
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Why is it called a coconut? It doesn't taste like chocolate, it isn't a nut!
Why is it called a pineapple? It doesn't smell like a pine tree, it doesn't look like and apple!
Why are they called apartments, when they're so close together?
Why do they call it OVALteen? the canister is ROUND, the mug is ROUND, it should be called ROUNDteen. (Seinfeld)
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Kraken
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| Posted: 20-Mar-2002 22:08 Post subject: Kraken's Joke of the Week Sheet #5 |
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On 2002-03-15 08:49, Sir Henry wrote:
Then I guess Crazy is the norm, and that make you abnormal.....Nah, we're all crazy.
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Let's just say that I am now seriously wondering about myself in relationship to that one. Again.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 21-Mar-2002 08:11 Post subject: Kraken's Joke of the Week Sheet #5 |
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Don't worry, you'll rationalize it somehow....
Sir HEnry
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