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PostPosted: 28-Dec-2003 19:12    Post subject: 4 advantages of breast milk Reply to topic Reply with quote

Four advantages of breast milk

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed:

"Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.

Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A.


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PostPosted: 28-Dec-2003 23:12    Post subject: RE: 4 advantages of breast milk Reply to topic Reply with quote

Too true. Especially the containers! YIPPIE!

Alexander (A True Container Fan!)

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PostPosted: 29-Dec-2003 06:02    Post subject: RE: 4 advantages of breast milk Reply to topic Reply with quote

Were this in the Saloon Mordel knows what my reply would be.

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PostPosted: 29-Dec-2003 12:20    Post subject: RE: 4 advantages of breast milk Reply to topic Reply with quote

I wil also refrain from comment before I get myself in trouble.

nope no milk jug comments from me.



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PostPosted: 29-Dec-2003 12:47    Post subject: RE: 4 advantages of breast milk Reply to topic Reply with quote

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