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Gunslinger Patch
Royal Black Watch Regiment
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 Posted: 27-Jan-2004 01:39 Post subject: yet another emailed joke |
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His Last Wish
> Listen up all you "Devil Dog's!!!"
>
> News Anchor Dan Rather, NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts, and a U.S. Marine were
> hiking through the desert one day when they were captured by Iraqis.
>
> They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the leader.
>
> The leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting the
> condemned a last wish. Before we kill and dismember you, do you have any
> last requests?"
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> Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot,
> spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling, who left and returned
> with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
>
> Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
> recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe
> someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job
> till the end."
>
> The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts
> dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
>
> The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final
> wish?" "Kick me in the ass," said the Marine." "What?" asked the leader.
> "Will you mock us in your last hour?" "No, I'm not kidding. I want you to
> kick me in the ass," insisted the Marine.
>
> So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ass. The
> Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from
> inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion,
he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed the Iraqis
> with gunfire. In a flash, the Iraqis were dead or fleeing for their
> lives.
>
> As the Marine was untying the others, they asked him, "Why didn't you just
> shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?"
>
> "What!?" said the Marine, "And have you liberal ass holes call ME the
> aggressor?!?"
>
> WHOOP!
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"Those who beat their guns into plows will plow for those with guns..." -Thomas Jefferson
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DarkAdder
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| Posted: 27-Jan-2004 02:13 Post subject: RE: yet another emailed joke |
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This is almost too true to be funny. My granddad was a marine in WWII. And hes still probably the toughest 'sumbitch' I know. He wouldnt wait for someone to kick him in the ass.
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 4899
Location: United States
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| Posted: 27-Jan-2004 07:00 Post subject: RE: yet another emailed joke |
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Amen to that. The Marine was a little to PC.... 
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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