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Vampire
Free Worlds League
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 Posted: 24-Mar-2002 12:36 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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Vampire creeps out of the trapdoor leading to the basement and staggers to the bar.
(whispering in a hoarse voice caused by the ingestion of more than one liter of 40 proof alcohol and cigarette abuse)
"Chihawk, do you have anything for hangovers"
Whoa, people, what a night, I lost count of how much I drank and at any rate I have a blank in my memory after 02:00 AM, but considering that I never have hangovers, I must have really enjoyed myself this time. *ooooohhhh* (clutches head in pain) And I got the blonde's number, too. Not a bad night, I suppose *smiles*
I woke up at 2PM , any of you know of a cure for hangovers? This is a completely new experience for me, and none too pleasant.
I will stop typing now, my head hurts.
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Clan Hell's Horses
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 13:38 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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The best remedy for hangovers I have found is to stay drunk 
Actully. I do not drink anymore. I stopped that morning after a night I can't remember, But woke up on the capital steps in Austin. And I lived in Californa at the time. And I still do know how (Or why)I was there.
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Vampire
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 17:29 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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You gotta be kidding, right??
Say that again, you lived in California and awoke the next morning in TEXAS??
Perhaps you were abducted by an UFO 
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 17:48 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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Not only in Texas. But the capital building of it.
From Orange County CALF, To Austin TX, In around 16 hours. No money,No car,No nothing.
Luckly I was rasied in Dallas. so getting there to get back to Calf, was not that bad.
To this day. None of my friends nor me know how I got there. They said that I left their party walking (To drunk to drive)And that was the last the saw of me until I got back fromn Texas.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 19:02 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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I once woke up from from a huge night of drinking in a bed with 2 woman I would have given my left nut to sleep with.
If only I could remember if I did or not.... 
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 19:17 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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actually. to releave hang overs you need to increase the amount of o2 in your blood. to curculate the alcohol out of you blood system.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 19:23 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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or use the "hair of the dog" method.
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Ares
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 20:04 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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*blinks* What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?
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chihawk
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 20:11 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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"hair of the dog" refers to an old wives tale.
In this context it means start drinking again
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Raven!
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 20:32 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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OH! I have a cure! (cause i'm in college!)
I'd recommend Pedialite or any childrens flu/dysintary medication. The idea is to hydrate your system really quickly (cause thats why you're so sick! its true! don't drink anything for a few days and you'll feel the same way). It works wonders.
Raven!
(possible offensive material removed by chihawk)
[ This Message was edited by: chihawk on 2002-03-24 20:37 ]
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Clan Hell's Horses
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 20:50 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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AAAHHHH!! chihawk!!! You removed the offensive material before I could read it.
Drats
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chihawk
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 20:54 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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Sorry dude, it's my job 
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 21:17 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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And you still don't get paid?????
Sir HEnry
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chihawk
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 21:19 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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I do this out of duty to my friend Mordel.
Boy, does that sound corny or what???
Hell, I do it 'cause he brings over rum every couple weeks
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| Posted: 27-Mar-2002 14:42 Post subject: The mother of all hangovers |
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Come on chihawk, Tell the truth. You do it because you like the sense of power over us.
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