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chihawk
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You can figure this as OOC or IC, but I've affectionately called my wife "wench" for years.
It's a long story, and it's true. 
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ICER
Clan Hell's Horses
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 19:38 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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OOC: I can call mine a wench as well, She used to work at Medievl Times as a serving wench. 
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Raven!
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 20:30 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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*Groans from the broken car. Slowly he gets up and grins stupidly for a minute* She's got fire! You have to admire that!
*Raven mangages to disengage himself from the car after a few moments of effort. After staring at it a few moments he realizes it is Talen's car and chuckles.* Hey Alexis! you helped me accomplish my goal for the day, destroying Talen's car!!! Though its not quite done yet, GANGRENE! THIS IS FOR YOU! *Raven pulls out a grenade launcher and pumps three rounds into Talen's car*
Now Alexis, for your over exsessive use of force and unnecessary roughness I'd like to offer you a posistion in BOIL as the Third Great Leader of the Great Orginization of BOIL! And I also challange you to a duel, but we can get to that later.
Raven!
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 21:13 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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I need the offical distance to determine the odds......chiwawk could you get that and give the full distance..
Sir Henry, Getting his calculator out....
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chihawk
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 21:23 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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On Raven's challenge for a duel?
Judging by how the woman I know play, anything on the same planet and he's gunna lose like a dog. 
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[ This Message was edited by: chihawk on 2002-03-24 21:24 ]
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 24-Mar-2002 22:04 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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No, the distance Raven got his *ss kicked out the door.
Sir HEnry
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ICER
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 01:15 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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ICER runs over with a measureing tape. Secures one to where Raven was sitting. And starts to measure the distance to Talen's flaming car.
10 meters he yells.
No wait, 9.8 meters
Hang on, 9.6 meters
Wait, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4,
Then a a small stream of fire rolls into bar following the tape measurer
ICER walks back in.
We will have to wait until they put out Talen's car. It still kinda on fire.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 07:49 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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ICER, I need a non- involed party to do the measuring. You are a might biased...
Sir HEnry
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Draconis
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 21:45 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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On 2002-03-25 07:49, Sir Henry wrote:
ICER, I need a non- involed party to do the measuring. You are a might biased...
Sir HEnry
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"Well, I guess that leaves me out of that task. That's what he gets for calling my favorite wench a wench." Replied Draconis, whohad bee sitting in a booth for the longest time watching everyone and being very quiet. Then looks at Alexis and states, "So as my favorite wench, how about a glass of wine."
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Alexis
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 21:53 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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"Well, I guess that leaves me out of that task. That's what he gets for calling my favorite wench a wench." Replied Draconis, whohad bee sitting in a booth for the longest time watching everyone and being very quiet. Then looks at Alexis and states, "So as my favorite wench, how about a glass of wine."
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"Since you did ask nicely for a drink. Hey Chihawk, 1 wine for Draconis, please."
"BTW, 10 meters is 32 ft 9.7 in. I'll take 30 KE's on 33 ft."
"Hey Mordel, will you measure the distance for us? I trust your measuring better than others here."
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ICER
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 21:55 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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We will never know now. Dead Fishs mech fell on the car and the only marker we had.
Is there a second prize for guessing she would kick him?
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Alexis
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 22:03 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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On 2002-03-25 21:55, ICER wrote:
We will never know now. Dead Fishs mech fell on the car and the only marker we had.
Is there a second prize for guessing she would kick him?
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We can measure from the center of Talen's wreck after it's been removed. Since I assume his head landed in between the front & back seats. Hopefully Talen takes it out of Raven's *ss not anyone elses (since Raven landed in the car).
(Alexis mentally pats self on back for good job of kicking trash out of B&G without a man's help.)
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
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Alexis
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 22:11 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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On 2002-03-24 20:30, Raven! wrote:
*Groans from the broken car. Slowly he gets up and grins stupidly for a minute* She's got fire! You have to admire that!
*Raven mangages to disengage himself from the car after a few moments of effort. After staring at it a few moments he realizes it is Talen's car and chuckles.* Hey Alexis! you helped me accomplish my goal for the day, destroying Talen's car!!! Though its not quite done yet, GANGRENE! THIS IS FOR YOU! *Raven pulls out a grenade launcher and pumps three rounds into Talen's car*
Now Alexis, for your over exsessive use of force and unnecessary roughness I'd like to offer you a posistion in BOIL as the Third Great Leader of the Great Orginization of BOIL! And I also challange you to a duel, but we can get to that later.
Raven!
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Boil what? Is it a cooking club or what? I like my job here at the B&G. I'm sure many regulars like me as well.
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
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Alexis
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 22:15 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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On 2002-03-24 19:00, chihawk wrote:
You can figure this as OOC or IC, but I've affectionately called my wife "wench" for years.
It's a long story, and it's true.
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OOC:
My hubby (Draconis) calls me a wench regularly. He and 1 other are allowed to call me a wench. No one else.
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Alexis Wolfstein
Always tending to the boys who seem to always be in the B&G. #1 Rule: never call me wench. Just ask the old timers what happened to the last guy who did...
As Murphy always says: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
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Alexis
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| Posted: 25-Mar-2002 22:17 Post subject: New day in the B&G |
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On 2002-03-21 08:06, Sir Henry wrote:
Kissing up again, Vagabond. A simple, please and thank you, would suffice. Since they are so few and far between here.....
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I agree Sir Henry.
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