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PostPosted: 02-Mar-2004 10:02    Post subject: Popper Reply to topic Reply with quote

               BattleMech Technical Readout

Type/Model:    Popper 
Tech:          Inner Sphere / 2750
Config:        Land Air BattleMech
Rules:         Level 3, Custom design

Mass:          25 tons
Chassis:       Utility 'Mech
Power Plant:   100 I.C.E.
Walking Speed: 43.2 km/h
Maximum Speed: 64.8 km/h
Jump Jets:     4 BattleMech Jump Pack
Jump Capacity: 120 meters
Armor Type:    Standard
Armament:      
  5 Machine Guns
Manufacturer:  (Unknown)
  Location:    (Unknown)
Communications System:  (Unknown)
Targeting & Tracking System:  (Unknown)

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==Overview:==
When digging through our records precenitor, I came across a most interesting
side note about a Star League Engineer. It seems this engineer was genius when
involving battlemech design; apparently, he was the lead engineer for the
Stinger LAM. Now I know your already now about the Stinger LAM, but my report
is not about that design. It appears that this designer after completing the
Stinger Project went about designing and constructing another LAM. He called
it Popper.

==Capabilities:==
The Popper shares many similarities to the Stinger LAM in layout, appearance,
and conversion process but does not go much further then that. It seems this
designer used the crudest components available even by today's standards. This
LAM's structure is similar to those used by Utility Mechs, and it even uses an
ICE Engine as its power source. That's right an ICE Engine and Utility
structure on a LAM. I figured you would find this humorous and interesting;
apparently, the mech used Chemical Rocket Jump Packs to provide its air
mobility. The designer notes the addition of external modules on the mech's
arms and legs that store additional propellant for the LAM to use to extend
air operations and are detached during combat operations; further more, the
LAM's weapons consist of 5 rapid fire machine guns that while not devastating
to most front line units would be useful against pirate vehicles and most
infantry. Overall as you can see precenitor this LAM is easily outclassed and
truly a joke, but as a joke it surely is a success.

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Type/Model:    Poper 
Mass:          25 tons

Equipment:                                 Crits    Mass
Int. Struct.:  43 pts Utility 'Mech          0      5.00
Engine:        100 I.C.E.                    6      6.00
   Walking MP:   4
   Running MP:   6
   Jumping MP:   4 [12]
Heat Sinks:      2 Single                    2      2.00
 (Heat Sink Loc: 1 LT, 1 RT)
Gyro:                                        4      1.00
Small Cockpit, Life Supt., Sensors:          4      2.00
Actuators: L: Sh+UA+LA+H    R: Sh+UA+LA+H   16       .00
Armor Factor:   56 pts Standard              0      3.50

                          Internal    Armor
                          Structure   Value
   Head:                      3          8      
   Center Torso:              8          8      
   Center Torso (Rear):                  2      
   L/R Side Torso:            6        5/5      
   L/R Side Torso (Rear):              2/2      
   L/R Arm:                   4        5/5      
   L/R Leg:                   6        7/7      

Weapons and Equipment    Loc  Heat  Ammo   Crits    Mass
--------------------------------------------------------
2 Machine Guns           RA      0  100      3      1.50
  (Ammo Locations: 1 CT)
2 Machine Guns           LA      0           2      1.00
1 Machine Gun            CT      0           1       .50
4 BattleMech Jump Pack:                      0       .00
LAM Conversion Equipment:                    0      2.50
--------------------------------------------------------
TOTALS:                          0          46     25.00
Crits & Tons Left:                          32       .00

Calculated Factors:
Total Cost:        1,859,740 C-Bills
Battle Value:      280
Cost per BV:       6,641.93
Weapon Value:      23 / 23 (Ratio = .08 / .08)
Damage Factors:    SRDmg = 3;  MRDmg = 0;  LRDmg = 0
BattleForce2:      MP: 4J,  Armor/Structure: 1/2
                   Damage PB/M/L: 2/-/-,  Overheat: 0
                   Class: ML;  Point Value: 3



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PostPosted: 02-Mar-2004 12:51    Post subject: RE: Popper Reply to topic Reply with quote

Now that truly is funny as heck.

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PostPosted: 02-Mar-2004 23:36    Post subject: RE: Popper Reply to topic Reply with quote

The only problem here is that infantry will be able to shoot back

Excellent fun value, though. This is something to spring on people who have just lost their mechs. The DEST searching for our heroes is closing in, when Captain Obvious stumbles on something. A SL-era bunker door!

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PostPosted: 03-Mar-2004 02:33    Post subject: RE: Popper Reply to topic Reply with quote

Now that is definitely the first industrial LAM I've seen!
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PostPosted: 03-Mar-2004 06:35    Post subject: RE: Popper Reply to topic Reply with quote

I think that makes it the out on a limb LAM. or maybe the flim fLAM. or perhaps the sacrificial LAM

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PostPosted: 03-Mar-2004 10:59    Post subject: RE: Popper Reply to topic Reply with quote

How about just LAMe?

Vagabond, this is certainly a unique design! I like it!
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PostPosted: 03-Mar-2004 12:18    Post subject: RE: Popper Reply to topic Reply with quote

Now are you calling me lame? Are you suggesting that I need PUNishment? Or are you just LAMbasting me?

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PostPosted: 05-Mar-2004 10:04    Post subject: RE: Popper Reply to topic Reply with quote

An ICE LAM...now isn't that a contradiction. We built this really expensive LAM that can switch modes, but to save money we put an ICE engine on it.

Now if a variant had SRMs it might actually have value as a combat unit, though there is still the question of financially feasable.

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PostPosted: 06-Mar-2004 03:22    Post subject: RE: Popper Reply to topic Reply with quote

In the Battle of Recycle Valley the defenders used a lance of mechs that were retro-fitted with ICE engines because of a lack of Fusion Engines one of them was a
Stinger LAM


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