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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 11:49    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

ROFL!! enjoy !

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 13:25    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Oddly enough I have been put on charges for some of those infractions, Repeatly for #48.

Go Figure.


The chain of command has sense of honor,duty and loyalty to the corp. Notice that humor is not (Repeat: NOT) listed.

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 14:15    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Let's see....I've done

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48
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57. Oh God 57.
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83 (Only my 83 started with "Yo, check this shit out...")
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115 repeatedly.
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123 (only it was Spanish and not Albanian)
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136 (especially when the brigade commander and the press are out there and he just waxed eloquent about us being so humane to civilians)
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183 (Substitute 6 boxes of fruit roll ups with 1 case of cotton balls and tell everyone on the net)
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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 15:12    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy).

Brilliant. That is ******* brilliant.

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 15:15    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

#148

That little stunt cost me a month's worth of detention back in high school.

But it was funny as hell though.

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 19:04    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Furbies are also prohibited from my work enviornment because they do repeat what they hear....

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PostPosted: 24-Mar-2002 21:45    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

# 89 - we used to call our chief, mom. Or the B*tch.

#141 - works with a longsword too....

#160 - That's not what I heard.

#212 - It only took the Navy 1.5 years to fix mine....

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PostPosted: 25-Mar-2002 20:19    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-03-24 19:04, chihawk wrote:
Furbies are also prohibited from my work enviornment because they do repeat what they hear....




I just remembered something I heard about them. Some of the first Furbies were set to interact with any responsive organism *on sight.* This meant that if it saw itself in a mirror, it would try to talk to itself. This resulted in the thing frying itself after going psycho because it was not programmed to handle that.

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PostPosted: 25-Mar-2002 20:29    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: 25-Mar-2002 20:42    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Great story, but an "urban legend"...

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PostPosted: 25-Mar-2002 21:43    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-03-25 20:42, chihawk wrote:
Great story, but an "urban legend"...




Where's your source? I haven't seen anything on Snopes about it yet. But it is a funny thought to see those things get shut up.

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PostPosted: 25-Mar-2002 21:54    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

One doesn't need to quote "sources" to quote the obvious...Furbies can't "see", so they can't "see their reflection".

What they have is a sensor that senses movement, noise, and light (or more correctly, the lack of light), and that's what they react to. The ones first issued were a lot more sensitive than later releases so they were a lot more active than the later models.

It's the classic urban legend, a story that sounds good but under any inspection can't be true based simply on the mechanics of the toy.

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PostPosted: 25-Mar-2002 22:00    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

How is it you come to that conculsion so quickly? I don't see any pointed ears on you!!

Just razzen ya

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PostPosted: 25-Mar-2002 22:05    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

He's undercover....SShhhhhh

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PostPosted: 26-Mar-2002 04:14    Post subject: Sounds like things Cadet would say... Reply to topic Reply with quote

You know, That would answer a whole slue questions.

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