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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
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Location: United States
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 Posted: 06-Feb-2002 17:01 Post subject: Hehe |
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Raven comes walking down the street with a fully automatic grenade launcher. He steps up to the door and kicks it open and grins evilly. "Who the heck parked in my spot?!" He sees the new guy. "Oh hi! You must be new. Don't worry bout parking in my spot then. I'll just take that guys." Then aiming at a car that looked very similar to the one he shot up yesterday, Raven steps outside and lobs a few grenades at it. Once he is done, a bunch of scantily glad young ladies drive his car into the spot after using a tow truck to take the blown up one out. "There, I'm Raven, I've got connections so if you need anything feel free to ask!"
Raven!
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 18:02 Post subject: Hehe |
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Raven! can't you just ask him to move? Like regular people do.
Sir Henry, replace the last couple of bumpers...
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Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Horhiro
Draconis Combine
Samurai
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 18:45 Post subject: Hehe |
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On 2002-02-06 17:01, Raven! wrote:
, a bunch of scantily glad young ladies
Raven!
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That's because they drove here with you. Perhaps they'de be more glad if you were paying them more. 
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 19:44 Post subject: Hehe |
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He must have payed a fortune...
Sir Henry, Tracing this extra wire????
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Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Rarich
Federated Suns
Leftenant General
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2002 02:58 Post subject: Hehe |
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On 2002-02-06 15:08, Sir Henry wrote:
You gotta clear that with Mordel and Dead-Fish. They are in charge of the Food in Here.
-Sir Henry
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Hasn't been a problem before when I gnawed on a few fresh ones. (licking fangs thinking about fresh meat.)
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Rarich
Federated Suns
Leftenant General
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2002 03:03 Post subject: Hehe |
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On 2002-02-06 15:08, Sir Henry wrote:
You gotta clear that with Mordel and Dead-Fish. They are in charge of the Food in Here.
-Sir Henry
hay I'll cook any other sentient life form you want but no people!
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The bar creaks as Terry puts his forepaws up on the bar, which creaks, to eye contact. (growling) I have real teeth, no cooking necessary like you humans. Was that crack about non-human sentients a threat by the way?
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2002 08:04 Post subject: Hehe |
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You best watch your tail, terry. These guys are hungry...
Sir HEnry, Now to get a new ramp to the second level put on...
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Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Mikhail Dvorak
ComStar
Recruit
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2002 09:47 Post subject: Hehe |
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*lays out the money and picks up the paddle*
*tosses some money to the guy nearest the jukebox* Kick up some AC/DC will ya? Are You Ready or Razor's Edge will do fine...
Ya ready for a butt-whoopin, mate?
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AWAD
Draconis Combine
Chu-sa
Joined: 06-Feb-2002 00:00
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| Posted: 11-Feb-2002 20:56 Post subject: Hehe |
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Rookie idoitic MWs, or maybe from the New era of mechs and ammo aplenty. Don't waste ammo or sweat on busting up a bar. This place is to relax, chill and swap stories. I will wait until you puckes run out and then gun you down in the streets. Woundn't suck to get kacked while reloading since you blew your wad in a bar?
AWAD- to much testosterone and no brains, the mantra of the new warrior
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 11-Feb-2002 21:25 Post subject: Hehe |
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Puberty, Plain and simple.
Sir Henry
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 14-Feb-2002 08:11 Post subject: Hehe |
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OK Folks, The Pinball machine is fixed. Anyone shooting it will end up in Dead-Fish's kitchen, whether as a dishwasher or a meal, depending on Mordel's mood.
-Sir Henry
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Dead-Fish
Free Worlds League
Master Sergeant
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 163
Location: United States
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| Posted: 14-Feb-2002 20:46 Post subject: Hehe |
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deadfish stands in the kitchen doorway with a massive meat cleaver slung over his shoulder. "henry's right. you wanna mess with the pinball you mess with me" "and im watching you!" waves giant cleaver at talen
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Hardware
Clan Ghost Bear
Star Colonel
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
Posts: 605
Location: United States
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| Posted: 15-Feb-2002 11:20 Post subject: Hehe |
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On 2002-02-14 08:11, Sir Henry wrote:
OK Folks, The Pinball machine is fixed. Anyone shooting it will end up in Dead-Fish's kitchen, whether as a dishwasher or a meal, depending on Mordel's mood.
-Sir Henry
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Hmm, thinks Hardware, anyone shooting it will end up in the kitchen. While he eyes the satchel charge hanging from the coatrack.
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 15-Feb-2002 12:09 Post subject: Hehe |
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I knew someone would come in with an Idea to mangle the Newly-Fixed Pinball Machine. I added a special feature to the machine,just in case, when someone tryed to do harmful things to it. Mordel, I Apologize for any collateral damamge that occurs.
-Sir Henry, besides I could fix it afterwards...
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
Sang-shao
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 15-Feb-2002 12:32 Post subject: Hehe |
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Talen eyes the pinball machine closely.
"You know whats funny? All these months I had this thing set to free game...and you still payed. HAHAHAHAHA!"
Talen walks out with a sack of quarters, grinning all the way. As he reaches the door he mumbles something about bringing a Dance Dance Revolution 5th Re-mix set to the B&G.
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