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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
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 Posted: 06-Feb-2002 17:14 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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You wander around for a bit when suddenly you hit a dead end. You stop and suddenly a sign in front of you lights up with Raven's unique hand writing. "FOOLED YOU!" Suddenly the floor opens up and you fall into a 600' deep pit!!! As a metal grate closes far above you, and red beaty eyes blink in the darkness near you, Raven runs off cackling, "Hey it wouldn't be home without a pit trap!"
Raven!
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
Master Bartender
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 17:17 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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Perhaps I can convince Mordel to remove him as Hi Proffit. 
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Dead-Fish
Free Worlds League
Master Sergeant
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 17:29 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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*rubs head*
i knew this was going to happen. just thought i was the one going to do it.
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Mordel
Mordel.Net
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 17:48 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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chihawk wrote:
Perhaps I can convince Mordel to remove him as Hi Proffit.
I'm sure it wouldn't take a lot of convincing!
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Horhiro
Draconis Combine
Samurai
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 18:54 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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100 feet down: "drat, not again!"
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200 feet down: "man that lunch made me gassy"
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300 feet down: "maybe I'll try a triple-lindsey quadruple tuck, with a half-twist double corkscrew mega sumulsalt"
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400 feet down: " I knew I should've memorized that feather fall spell"
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500 feet down: "dang Raven! I hope he put some pillows at the bottom of this"
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600 feet down: SPLATTTTTTT!!!! ouch
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 19:40 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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How many times have I told you to wear your anti-grav belts????
-Sir Henry
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
Sang-shao
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 21:27 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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Talen falls into the pit, 600ft down and lands on someone.
"Hey, sorry" he says calmy as he presses a button on his belt which launches him back up into the B&G.
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 21:34 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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At least someone listens.
Sir Henry
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Dead-Fish
Free Worlds League
Master Sergeant
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 22:10 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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As talon lands on him, dead-fish cringes in pain. Yet as talon trampolines upwards off him DF sees a chance to get out. Just as talon starts flying up dead-fish grabs him around the ankles.
0ft
Woosh!
100ft
“ahhh! Let go the belts not powerful enough!!”
“it’ll make it!”
250ft
“nooooooo no it won’t!”
400ft
sputter sputter beep!
510ft
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400ft
330ft
220ft
34ft
“crap”
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 22:34 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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And Where's your belt DF???
-Sir HEnry
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Sir Henry
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Dead-Fish
Free Worlds League
Master Sergeant
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 22:38 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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i used it to pry open the door on freezer 5
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
Sang-shao
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| Posted: 06-Feb-2002 23:25 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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Talen looks down from the top to see DF and Talon still down there.
"Who is Talon?" Talen asks Chihawk at the bar.
"Dunno," the Bartender responds, "Probably a typo."
"Ah" Talen smiles and grabs a Pina Colada.
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ICER
Clan Hell's Horses
Galaxy Commander
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2002 00:30 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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ICER runs into the bar holding a large package over his head and yells "Field test"
And jumps into the pit.
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200 FT
"Hope this works" he yells
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525FT
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WORKS!
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He takes a deep breath.
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then he pulls a cord on the package
KA-BLAM
At the top of the pit everybody hears a deep rumbling noise that gets louder and louder. until suddenly the pit erupts with soap suds. Throwing ICER and everyone else in it clear. and flooding the B&G with suds.
After the eruption finally stops. And the suds die down enough to see. ICER drops down from the rafters, Where the eruption had thrown him. Takes a notepad from his pocket. And start to jot down some notes. Looking around for a second. he says " HMMMM, Still to weak." Then returns to his lab
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Slowly getting use to it.
[ This Message was edited by: ICER on 2002-02-07 17:02 ]
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2002 08:06 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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I see ICER has started to the MAD Scientist's MO for Field tests....
-Sir HEnry, getting the Hose and the Dryer out to clean the rest of the Pinball machine not covered in suds by ICER...
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Mikhail Dvorak
ComStar
Recruit
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
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| Posted: 07-Feb-2002 09:49 Post subject: Interesting Fact |
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dammitdammitdammitdammit
Somebody get a fricking rope!!!!!!!!
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