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Kraken
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 Posted: 19-Jul-2004 09:38 Post subject: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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http://www.skippyslist.com/
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
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| Posted: 19-Jul-2004 11:42 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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That is hilarious. That reminds me of some guys I knew in college that were discharged for similar things.
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DarkAdder
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| Posted: 19-Jul-2004 11:48 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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Who says you cant have fun in the army? I might try a few of these things IRL and see what happens.....
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Kiris65
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| Posted: 19-Jul-2004 11:52 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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...put me in stitches!
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Nightmare
Lyran Alliance
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| Posted: 20-Jul-2004 08:56 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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I seem to recall someone posting a naval ship called a Flying Monkey HQ. It was the Btech version of a Death Star... 
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Havoc~Ronin
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| Posted: 26-Jul-2004 09:53 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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Let me tell you, the chewing gum in formation or on ceremonial guard duty is true... you can't do it and if you do, you end up sweeping the deuce parking lot. 
Let me tell you, IT TAKES A LONG, LONG TIME!!
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Oafman
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| Posted: 26-Jul-2004 10:34 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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My favorite is the line right after that where he says that you cannot chew gun EVEN if you bring enough for everyone. I can see someone doing that.
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Rarich
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| Posted: 23-Aug-2004 19:15 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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Some of those lessons had to leave a mark. (Calling SAS a Wanker comes to mind)
314 you may not channel satan. 315 dick-wipe cokes to prevent theft. 316 punch holes in defrosted pot pies with your k-bar while holding them in the palm of your hand. 317 pledge(r) the barracks floor for an IG Inspection. 318 shoot rats because you think they are infiltrators cutting the wire. 319 hang snuggles the bear in effigy after tortureing him with atropine syrettes.
are a few more that come to mind
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