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Kraken Federated Suns Marshal
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 2755 Location: United States
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Posted: 19-Jul-2004 09:38 Post subject: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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http://www.skippyslist.com/
_________________ "I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allen Poe"I knew there was something special about you, but I never realized you were really a cat." Wolfwood to a random cat (Trigun)
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Oafman Draconis Combine Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00 Posts: 1657 Location: United States
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Posted: 19-Jul-2004 11:42 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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That is hilarious. That reminds me of some guys I knew in college that were discharged for similar things.
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DarkAdder Clan Star Adder Star Commander
Joined: 10-Jan-2004 00:00 Posts: 604
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Posted: 19-Jul-2004 11:48 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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Who says you cant have fun in the army? I might try a few of these things IRL and see what happens.....
_________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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Kiris65 Draconis Combine Tai-i
Joined: 17-Dec-2003 00:00 Posts: 371 Location: Panama
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Posted: 19-Jul-2004 11:52 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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...put me in stitches!
_________________ Anata no gosenzo sama ni kao o awase rare masuka! - (Get ready to meet your ashamed ancestors!)
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Nightmare Lyran Alliance Kommandant-General
Joined: 03-May-2002 00:00 Posts: 2214
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Posted: 20-Jul-2004 08:56 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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I seem to recall someone posting a naval ship called a Flying Monkey HQ. It was the Btech version of a Death Star...
_________________ A tree fall in the forest, and no one is around, and it hits a mime. Does anyone care?
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Havoc~Ronin Federated Suns Major
Joined: 13-Nov-2003 00:00 Posts: 427
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Posted: 26-Jul-2004 09:53 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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Let me tell you, the chewing gum in formation or on ceremonial guard duty is true... you can't do it and if you do, you end up sweeping the deuce parking lot.
Let me tell you, IT TAKES A LONG, LONG TIME!!
_________________ "Ours is not to question why, ours is just to do...."
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Oafman Draconis Combine Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00 Posts: 1657 Location: United States
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Posted: 26-Jul-2004 10:34 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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My favorite is the line right after that where he says that you cannot chew gun EVEN if you bring enough for everyone. I can see someone doing that.
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Rarich Federated Suns Leftenant General
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 991 Location: United States
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Posted: 23-Aug-2004 19:15 Post subject: RE: The Return of Skippy's List! |
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Some of those lessons had to leave a mark. (Calling SAS a Wanker comes to mind)
314 you may not channel satan. 315 dick-wipe cokes to prevent theft. 316 punch holes in defrosted pot pies with your k-bar while holding them in the palm of your hand. 317 pledge(r) the barracks floor for an IG Inspection. 318 shoot rats because you think they are infiltrators cutting the wire. 319 hang snuggles the bear in effigy after tortureing him with atropine syrettes.
are a few more that come to mind
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Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
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