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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
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Posted: 18-Mar-2005 16:47 Post subject: A Bottle of Wine

A Bottle of Wine Something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine. Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a word or two of thanks, she got in the car. After resuming the journey and a bit of small talk, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What's in the bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. Got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for a moment, and then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade. _________________ Having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have-Rush Limbaugh www.rushlimbaugh.com Force of nature Still crazy after all these years

Karagin
Imperial Karagin Army
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Posted: 21-Mar-2005 21:38 Post subject: RE: A Bottle of Wine

Nice...my wife found it even more amusing. Now I need to go hide all of the wine... _________________ Karagin Only the dead have seen the end of war. - Plato "Wasted trip Man. Nobody said nuthin' about lockin' horns with no tigers." Oddball

Nightmare
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Posted: 21-Mar-2005 23:41 Post subject: RE: A Bottle of Wine

And here I've been told white men usually don't understand Navajo humor. _________________ A tree fall in the forest, and no one is around, and it hits a mime. Does anyone care?

ralgith
Blighted Sun Battalion
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Posted: 22-Mar-2005 07:38 Post subject: RE: A Bottle of Wine

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On 2005-03-21 23:41, Nightmare wrote:
And here I've been told white men usually don't understand Navajo humor.

*Beats Nightmare with the Locust leg strut that was all left of an enemy from the Shrike's Talons last battle*

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