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PostPosted: 12-Jun-2005 07:34    Post subject: Shakespeare Insult Generator Reply to topic Reply with quote

This is kind of fun. My favorite so far has been "Thou froward toad-spotted whore-master."

http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/shakespeare_william/18.htm

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PostPosted: 13-Jun-2005 00:53    Post subject: RE: Shakespeare Insult Generator Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ooooo fun.

I really liked:
Thou loggerheaded rump-fed nut-hook!

But this one is my favorite:
Thou roguish fat-kidneyed foul adulterer!

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PostPosted: 13-Jun-2005 01:39    Post subject: RE: Shakespeare Insult Generator Reply to topic Reply with quote

A couple I thought were pretty good:

-Thou pragging shard-borne wrinkled-witch!
-Thou spongey hasty-witted pigeon-egg!
-Thou mewling plume-plucked vassal!

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PostPosted: 13-Jun-2005 03:20    Post subject: RE: Shakespeare Insult Generator Reply to topic Reply with quote

haha pretty creative. Me like
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PostPosted: 13-Jun-2005 03:53    Post subject: RE: Shakespeare Insult Generator Reply to topic Reply with quote

Not that I'm complaining (the insults are HILARIOUS to use on people. I've gotten two head-scratches, five blank stares, and three "Hunh?"s). But doesn't this belong in the Off Topic forum?

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PostPosted: 13-Jun-2005 09:08    Post subject: RE: Shakespeare Insult Generator Reply to topic Reply with quote

Pretty strange insults,if you start saying a few of them to people you're going to have someone scratching their head and looking at you funny.
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PostPosted: 18-Jun-2005 09:04    Post subject: RE: Shakespeare Insult Generator Reply to topic Reply with quote

I figured that since most of the random insults thrown around are done in the tavern, I figured it would probably be more productive here.

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PostPosted: 18-Jun-2005 11:56    Post subject: RE: Shakespeare Insult Generator Reply to topic Reply with quote

Alas! thou villainous spur-galled bladder!

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