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Kraken
Federated Suns
Marshal
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Location: United States
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 Posted: 14-Jul-2005 02:53 Post subject: We interrupt this broadcast..... |
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A portion of the bar breifly goes silent as a news flash comes over one of the holoplayers.
"This just in," the anchor declares. "It has been confirmed that an object has been launched from the Liberty Meadows housing area and is now approaching escape velocity..... wait, it has indeed reached velocity and is now in orbit. The government is scanning it now, and..... yes we do have pictures. The object in question is..... A GAS GRILL? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO DO SUCH A THING?"
Slumping back in his seat, the computer guy pulls out his cell phone. "Hey, Kraken; this is Wizard. I think someone just lost their deposit....."
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WhizzbangThePowerSquig
Royal Black Watch Regiment
Master Sergeant
Joined: 21-Mar-2005 00:00
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 14-Jul-2005 11:24 Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... |
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Hmmm... Escape velocity. That's gotta be a record.
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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy - okay, give me the bomb." - Ultra Magnus
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
Star Commander
Joined: 02-Apr-2005 00:00
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| Posted: 14-Jul-2005 11:39 Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... |
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I've seen dumber things done.
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
Joined: 06-Apr-2005 00:00
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Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: 14-Jul-2005 15:12 Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... |
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Yes, sometimes I wonder if everything I saw in news is possible.
Edit: OOC: Many things possible here in CR.
[ This Message was edited by: Sleeping Dragon on 2005-07-14 15:16 ]
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Oafman
Draconis Combine
Tai-sho
Joined: 18-Nov-2003 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 14-Jul-2005 17:03 Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... |
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My personal best was a ball of fire about 4 feet in diameter.
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cain
Blighted Sun Battalion
1st Company
"Ralgith's Renegades"
Lieutenant
Joined: 10-May-2004 00:00
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 15-Jul-2005 16:19 Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... |
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Blew an electrical cable today while digging for a road base got a 4 foot flame that had green edges
just glad it was the machines bucket and not my shovel 
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Sleeping Dragon
Draconis Combine
Tai-i
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Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: 16-Jul-2005 05:29 Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... |
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OOC: Not talking about explosions but about our Parliament! 
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