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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
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Location: United States
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 Posted: 07-Sep-2005 16:28 Post subject: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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Raven crawls into the B&G, pulls himself over to his usual table, and with an almost pathetic sob crashes on the bench. "Oh......" He raises his hand weekly, begging for the restorative power of Guiness.
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Rough day. My transcript was lost by my Department, and they wanted to make me retake a bunch of classes. So then I had to go wait in line for two hours for the Registrar so I could prove I did take the classes. The air conditioning was out and the office was tiny and cramped so it was burning up. Then the clerk was in a bad mood and said the department would only be able to use a sealed copy, not an unofficial copy (read: free), so they wanted me to pay 25 bucks to do that, and so finally i get back to my department and they had found my file, it was still in the MA folder, not the PhD folder. Thankfully they gave me 25 bucks or I would have gone nuts.
Raven, rumpled feathers and all!
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WhizzbangThePowerSquig
Royal Black Watch Regiment
Master Sergeant
Joined: 21-Mar-2005 00:00
Posts: 345
Location: Canada
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| Posted: 08-Sep-2005 19:41 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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Chihawk, I suggest we hook this poor soul up to the keg intravenusly.
Beer for the beer god! Beer for the beer god!
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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy - okay, give me the bomb." - Ultra Magnus
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parafighter
Clan Jade Falcon
Star Commander
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| Posted: 08-Sep-2005 21:45 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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Beer god? 
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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 08-Sep-2005 22:04 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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That should read "Beer Goof" 
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 08-Sep-2005 22:40 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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Hi Profit to be percise. The Seer of the Bubbly Depths, the Understander of Fermentation, the Great Lord of all that is Hops.
Raven, High Profit of Mordels
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WhizzbangThePowerSquig
Royal Black Watch Regiment
Master Sergeant
Joined: 21-Mar-2005 00:00
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 09-Sep-2005 10:41 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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I hate to cut your dreams of omnipotence out from under you, but I was just reciting my drinking chant.
OOC: Bastardized from the chant Blood for the Blood God!
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
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| Posted: 09-Sep-2005 11:21 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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Oooh thats ok. Ask Vagabond to tell you the story of the Hi Prophit.
Raven!
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Vagabond
Mercenary
Mr. Referee
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| Posted: 09-Sep-2005 13:22 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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On 2005-09-09 11:21, Raven! wrote:
Oooh thats ok. Ask Vagabond to tell you the story of the Hi Prophit.
Raven!
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but that would requireme to remember what the story is.
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 09-Sep-2005 13:27 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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to be honest I have no idea how it happend. I don't think I really understood how it happened when it was happening. but thats cause I'm special!
*from somewhere else in the bar... "ED!" Raven whips around to find out who said that.... but is to late grr!*
Anyway, *evil suspecious glance to those around him* I might go see if I can find the archived security footage. Since Mordel allows us to search through it at will, hopefully I'll find the incident.
*OOC: I'm going to go search the post archives - its gotta be somewhere*
Raven!
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
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| Posted: 09-Sep-2005 13:47 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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OOC: Ok I couldn't find the "divine revelation" post that got me the name, but the basic story was I was running around as Co-Leader of BOIL with Gangrene and I was profit driven maniac. Somehow religion got involved, and BAM High Profit. It works. Anyway, there are still some posts about it. But this might have been an Original Mordel's invention. Not sure. Or maybe War Room with RavenHeart. Does anyone remember?
Raven!
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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 09-Sep-2005 20:35 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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I don't even remember what I did yesterday! 
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bladewind
Free Rasalhague Republic
Major General
Joined: 02-Oct-2004 00:00
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Location: Singapore
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| Posted: 11-Sep-2005 03:11 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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hahah Me 2 .
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Delta
Lyran Alliance
Leutnant
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| Posted: 11-Sep-2005 11:30 Post subject: RE: Beer for the love of God Beer! |
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