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AlexxKnight
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 Posted: 01-Apr-2006 20:50 Post subject: Vin Diesel Facts: |
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http://www.masterninja.com/lists/?name=vindiesel
- Vin Diesel has a threat range of 1-20.
- Vin Diesel is healed by sonic damage.
- Vin Diesel wields two weapons with no penalties. In fact, he can wield three weapons with no penalties. He takes a -2 to all attacks if he simultaneously wields a fourth weapon.
- The tarrasque has DR 40/Diesel.
- Vin Diesel can apply metamagic feats to his spell-like abilities as a free action.
- If you attack Vin Diesel when he's flat-footed, as an immediate action, he punches you in the face for 4d6 + Str damage. Twice. Then he makes you sit down and think about what you did.
- Vin Diesel can make Use Magic Device checks untrained.
- Vin Diesel doesn't pray for divine spells. Divine spells pray for Vin Diesel.
- TSR never released the most dangerous of its campaigns: "The Temple of Elemental Diesel".
- Vin Diesel made peaceful contact with an evil outsider. And then he kicked its ass.
- A vampire's slam attack gives Vin Diesel positive levels.
- Vin Diesel can spelljam in a rowboat.
- One day, Vin Diesel got a shovel and made the Underdark "just for the Hell of it."
- The "Vin Diesel" miniature had to be banned from tournaments because of its tendency to launch itself at the opponent's face.
- Vin Diesel shits Spheres of Annihilation.
- There's a special addendum to the 3.5 SRD that allows Vin Diesel to continue using 3.0's haste.
- Vin Diesel's animal companion is a kraken who lives on land just to hang out with Vin. His mount is a herd of bulettes.
- Vin Diesel can look directly at nymphs, and they like it.
- Gods cast commune to contact Vin Diesel.
- Vin Diesel caused the Time of Troubles. And the Mourning.
- Vin Diesel has a racial +20 bonus. To everything.
- Vin Diesel regularly seduces succubi. The results are not half-fiends, but half-Diesels.
- The game was originally called "Dungeons & Diesel", but there weren't enough dice to roll stats.
- Vin Diesel ate Cthulhu with butter and lemon pepper at Red Lobster.
- Sometimes, when he's on a streak, Vin Diesel can roll a natural 21.
- Vin Diesel is always Larping. And he will kick your ass if you try to meta-game.
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 02-Apr-2006 12:54 Post subject: RE: Vin Diesel Facts: |
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Somewhere under the table lies SD, still laughing hard...
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AlexxKnight
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| Posted: 02-Apr-2006 22:38 Post subject: RE: Vin Diesel Facts: |
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I actually liked a lot os these better then the ones about Chuck Norris.
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Nightmare
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| Posted: 03-Apr-2006 03:19 Post subject: RE: Vin Diesel Facts: |
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-Vin Diesel did expect the Spanish Inquisition.
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| Posted: 03-Apr-2006 11:31 Post subject: RE: Vin Diesel Facts: |
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On 2006-04-03 03:19, Nightmare wrote:
-Vin Diesel did expect the Spanish Inquisition.
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I like that one the best. 
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| Posted: 04-Apr-2006 01:16 Post subject: RE: Vin Diesel Facts: |
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| If you attack Vin Diesel when he's flat-footed, as an immediate action, he punches you in the face for 4d6 + Str damage. Twice. Then he makes you sit down and think about what you did. |
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I made it that far and had to stop reading. I was laughing so hard I couldnt see.
When I cam back to it I started from the bottom
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Kalo Osis
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| Posted: 05-Apr-2006 15:48 Post subject: RE: Vin Diesel Facts: |
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I got about halfway down and almsot cried from laughter. I wonder what would happen if Vin Diesel met chuck norris in a duel...
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 06-Apr-2006 02:02 Post subject: RE: Vin Diesel Facts: |
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He would loose
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AlexxKnight
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| Posted: 06-Apr-2006 10:02 Post subject: RE: Vin Diesel Facts: |
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Chuck would you are most right!
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