A mugger decided to ambush a woman as she came out of her house in the morning.
However, as part of his stake-out, he rather failed to notice something: the fact that one of her neighbors was a black belt who had spent several decades working with assorted weaponry.
Three guesses what happened next. _________________ "I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allen Poe"I knew there was something special about you, but I never realized you were really a cat." Wolfwood to a random cat (Trigun)
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