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-Mud
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HAHAHAHAHA! That will not save you from my Turkeys of death
Mud...suddenly strangely fascinated with the mental image of Turkeys spewing from an autocannon barrel.
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Oafman
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| Posted: 30-Jan-2004 15:13 Post subject: RE: Clan Merc??(to -Mud) |
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Turkeys from an autocannon....
Is that so you can GOBBLE up the enemies?
*dodges the thrown silverware and hides under the table*
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Kiris65
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| Posted: 30-Jan-2004 15:50 Post subject: RE: Clan Merc??(to -Mud) |
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Sumimasen Sho-ko, I think he is drinking one too many of those fusionaires they serve at the Bar...
Maybe we should call a cab?
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CO_17thRecon
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| Posted: 30-Jan-2004 18:31 Post subject: RE: Clan Merc??(to -Mud) |
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On 2004-01-30 15:50, Kiris65 wrote:
Sumimasen Sho-ko, I think he is drinking one too many of those fusionaires they serve at the Bar...
Maybe we should call a cab?
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Fox pushes his glasses up his nose. "Actually Kiris-san, he is partially correct. They fire turkeys out of modified autocannons to test what happens when air and spacecraft are struck by birds in flight. Still, I would not consider it anything other than a makeshift weapon."
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-Mud
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| Posted: 30-Jan-2004 19:21 Post subject: Turkey Tactics |
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Actually, the trick is to hit the cockpit viewport with a good barrage of Turkeys; not that they will penetrate the viewport, but the mass of Turkey blood, guts, and feathers will so obscure the pilot's view that he will not be able to hit.
[ This Message was edited by: -Mud on 2004-01-30 19:21 ]
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CO_17thRecon
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| Posted: 30-Jan-2004 20:07 Post subject: RE: Turkey Tactics |
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On 2004-01-30 19:21, -Mud wrote:
Actually, the trick is to hit the cockpit viewport with a good barrage of Turkeys; not that they will penetrate the viewport, but the mass of Turkey blood, guts, and feathers will so obscure the pilot's view that he will not be able to hit.
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Fox looks queasy. "That is just disgusting, Star Captain..."
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-Mud
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| Posted: 30-Jan-2004 20:32 Post subject: RE: Turkey Tactics |
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| That was kind of the idea...SPLAT!...or if its an autocannon, it goes like this: SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! Now where's the gravy, and the mashed potatoes:D
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Motown Scrapper
Clan Ice Hellions
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| Posted: 31-Jan-2004 02:18 Post subject: RE: Turkey Tactics |
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Sounds like something the Dropship Irregulars would use
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Steel-Scorpion
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| Posted: 31-Jan-2004 02:34 Post subject: RE: Turkey Tactics |
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*Rigo shakes his head*
I thought Sol-Hama duty was bad...
I was wrong.
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CO_17thRecon
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| Posted: 31-Jan-2004 12:43 Post subject: RE: Turkey Tactics |
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On 2004-01-31 02:34, Steel-Scorpion wrote:
*Rigo shakes his head*
I thought Sol-Hama duty was bad...
I was wrong.
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Fox looks up. "Well, there are a few contracts I know about. Most of the stables occasionally hire mercs as ringers for important matches. Trueborn clanners are especially prized for their skill. You might also try signing on with the Lyran Commonwealth for a garrison assignment, though riotiing could start again anytime...things just finally calmed down here on Solaris."
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 02-Feb-2004 06:59 Post subject: RE: Turkey Tactics |
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They also us them to test atmospheric jet/gas turbine engines. They are rated by the number of fowl they can absorb before spewing apart... 
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Steel-Scorpion
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| Posted: 02-Feb-2004 18:10 Post subject: RE: Turkey Tactics |
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unless they are made by Rolls-Royce, then they just chew 'em up, spit em out and continue to provide thrust.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 03-Feb-2004 06:33 Post subject: RE: Turkey Tactics |
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I've seen them shoot 10 through the new engine for the 777.... 
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Oafman
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| Posted: 03-Feb-2004 10:33 Post subject: RE: Turkey Tactics |
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Looks cool doesn't it?
Of course you could always upgrade to the AC20-Ostrich shooter. Now that would be messy.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 03-Feb-2004 14:12 Post subject: RE: Turkey Tactics |
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You'd just get more meat...
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