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Rarich
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 Posted: 17-Jun-2002 20:39 Post subject: how dirty is your mind? |
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>> >A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble
>> >with one of her
>> >students.
>> >
>> >The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"
>> >
>> >Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My
>> >sister is in
>> >the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think
>> >I should be in
>> >the
>> >third-grade too!"
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the
>> >principal's
>> >office.While Harry waited in the outer office, the
>> >teacher explained
>> >to the
>> >principal what the situation was. The principal told
>> >Ms Brooks he
>> >would
>> >give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of
>> >his questions
>> >he was
>> >to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
>> >Harry was
>> >brought in and the conditions were explained to him
>> >and he agreed to
>> >take
>> >the test.
>> >
>> >Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>> >
>> >Harry: "9".
>> >
>> >Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>> >
>> >Harry: "36".
>> >
>> >And so it went with every question the principal
>> >thought a
>> >third-grade
>> >should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and
>> >tells her, "I think
>> >Harry can go to the third-grade."
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
>> >questions?"
>> >
>> >The principal and Harry both agree.
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
>> >have only two
>> >of?"
>> >
>> >Harry, after a moment "Legs."
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I
>> >do not have?"
>> >
>> >The principal wondered, why does she asksuch a
>> >question!
>> >
>> >Harry replied, "Pockets."
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
>> >
>> >Harry: "Pants"
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks: "What'sstarts with a C and ends with a T,
>> >is hairy, oval,
>> >delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
>> >
>> >The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
>> >could stop the
>> >answer,
>> >
>> >Harry: Coconut
>> >
>> >Harry was taking charge.
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
>> >soft and sticky?
>> >
>> >Harry: Bubblegum
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do
>> >sitting down
>> >and
>> >a dog do on three legs?"
>> >
>> >The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
>> >could stop the
>> >answer.
>> >
>> >Harry: Shake hands
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
>> >questions, okay?
>> >
>> >Harry: Yep.
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
>> >down to get me
>> >up. I get wet before you do.
>> >
>> >Harry: Tent
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
>> >when you're bored.
>> >The best man always has me first.
>> >
>> >The Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
>> >
>> >Harry: Wedding Ring
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
>> >drip. When you
>> >blow me, you feel good.
>> >
>> >Harry: Nose
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
>> >come with a
>> >quiver.
>> >
>> >Harry: Arrow
>> >
>> >Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
>> >'K' that means a
>> >lot of heat and excitement?
>> >
>> >Harry: Firetruck
>> >
>> >The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
>> >teacher, "Put
>> >Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions
>> >wrong myself."
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Vampire
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| Posted: 17-Jun-2002 20:45 Post subject: how dirty is your mind? |
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Heheheheheh, what a stupid kid, he must be mentally retarded, he got all the answers wrong 
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Ronin
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| Posted: 18-Jun-2002 12:38 Post subject: how dirty is your mind? |
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He's definately not in any of the public schools.
Ronin
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MEX
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| Posted: 24-Jun-2002 01:41 Post subject: how dirty is your mind? |
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>>>Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>>>Harry: "9".
>>>Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>>>Harry: "36".
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| On 2002-06-17 20:45, Vampire wrote:
Heheheheheh, what a stupid kid, he must be mentally retarded, he got all the answers wrong |
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Hi Vampire,
are you sure that he got ALL THE ANSWERS WRONG ?
MfG, MEX
P.S.: Have you managed to reach the 2nd grade yet ? 
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Black_Phoenix
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| Posted: 24-Jun-2002 14:44 Post subject: how dirty is your mind? |
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On 2002-06-18 12:38, Ronin wrote:
He's definately not in any of the public schools.
Ronin
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Public school? This kid has to be in a religous school. That is the only way he could get those answers wrong.
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Karagin
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| Posted: 26-Jun-2002 13:33 Post subject: how dirty is your mind? |
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ROTFLMAO!
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