Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 8072 Location: United States
Posted: 25-Nov-2002 10:30 Post subject: The Pearly Gates
A man appears before the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing", the man offers. "Once I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"
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"Now your soul may belong to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Marine Corps" - Full Metal Jacket
