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Vampire
Free Worlds League
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Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: Spain
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 Posted: 08-Aug-2003 18:25 Post subject: Gender of inanimate objects |
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If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example . .
Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.
Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.
Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it. And, of course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.
Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 10-Aug-2003 20:05 Post subject: RE: Gender of inanimate objects |
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I like it. Funny, yet true! 
Alexander
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Sir Henry
Team Bansai
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Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 11-Aug-2003 07:42 Post subject: RE: Gender of inanimate objects |
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It'd be more funny, if it weren't so damn true....
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A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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