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chihawk
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 Posted: 25-Dec-2003 06:19 Post subject: Mordel's Seasons Greetings |
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As has been tradition, I am honored to post Mordel's Season Greetings statement.
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Yours neutrally,
Mordel Blacknight"
[ This Message was edited by: chihawk on 2003-12-25 06:20 ]
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 25-Dec-2003 12:25 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Seasons Greetings |
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accepted and happy holidays to you too.
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Alexander
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| Posted: 25-Dec-2003 13:18 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Seasons Greetings |
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Ahh. Now it can be Christmas! I love that greeting. It's soooo heart-warming!
Merry Ho-ho!
Shawn
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Kyu Kage
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| Posted: 26-Dec-2003 14:28 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Seasons Greetings |
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I accept the greeting and well wishes with one minor adjustment....
Exchanging "winter solstice" for "summer"! 
Otherwise, hope evreyone has a great New Years!
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