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PostPosted: 13-Jan-2005 12:22    Post subject: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. Reply to topic Reply with quote

This is so wrong it’s not funny. Another case of stupidity in action by those who can’t take a joke and wear their emotions and feelings on their sleeves...these folks must work for the Ministery of Love.

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PostPosted: 13-Jan-2005 16:06    Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. Reply to topic Reply with quote

I could have been a surgeon/I like taking things apart
I could have been a lawyer/but I just had too much heart.
I could have been in politics/cause I've always been a big spender...

And me, I coulda been, a contender.


And all this time I thought Bryan Henson was being too hard on the lawyers...
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PostPosted: 13-Jan-2005 20:53    Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ridiculous. "Warning: Hot coffee is hot. Do not spill on crotch."

Why is everyone so eager to take offense to everything? Before you know it, I'll have girls suing me for holding the door for them. Damned lawyers.

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PostPosted: 14-Jan-2005 00:41    Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. Reply to topic Reply with quote

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll get rich in the freedom of speech/civil rights lawsuit.

What I want to know if who can fire the judge forthwith and will they do so as they rightly should?
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PostPosted: 14-Jan-2005 16:38    Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. Reply to topic Reply with quote

I've been arrested for this sort of thing before; it was a cop in my case though, not a lawyer.

Always loads of fun, those guys.

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PostPosted: 14-Jan-2005 23:06    Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2005-01-13 20:53, StarRaven wrote:
Ridiculous. "Warning: Hot coffee is hot. Do not spill on crotch."

Why is everyone so eager to take offense to everything? Before you know it, I'll have girls suing me for holding the door for them. Damned lawyers.



As Roden Carrington says here's your sign...and his buddy Jeff Foxworthy points out there would be no signs if folks didn't do stupid things.

Soon we will see this on the courthouses around the country:

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

So as not to get sued...
Party Slogan on the Ministry of Truth building in 1984



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PostPosted: 15-Jan-2005 09:22    Post subject: RE: Two arrested for telling lawyer joke. Reply to topic Reply with quote

Bill Engvall does the "Here's your sign" bit.
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