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Oafman
Draconis Combine
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 Posted: 20-Jul-2005 14:59 Post subject: Things to do in the bathroom stall... |
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1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
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AlexxKnight
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 20-Jul-2005 19:56 Post subject: RE: Things to do in the bathroom stall... |
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Classic. I never get tired orf reading these.
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Delta
Lyran Alliance
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Joined: 11-Dec-2004 00:00
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| Posted: 05-Aug-2005 21:12 Post subject: RE: Things to do in the bathroom stall... |
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Agreed...but some of these might get your ass kicked... 
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Wanallo
Federated Suns
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Joined: 02-Jan-2004 00:00
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Location: United Kingdom
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| Posted: 06-Aug-2005 13:10 Post subject: RE: Things to do in the bathroom stall... |
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he he. Very nice. I doubt anyone would have the guts to try them though. LOL
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SaberDance
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| Posted: 16-Aug-2005 08:20 Post subject: RE: Things to do in the bathroom stall... |
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Better not.
Ever seen the movie "Right Stuff"?
Add "hum your service song really loudly while concentrating and doing things you can only do in Hospital bathrooms when they need bodily fluids for before and after tests"
And for those who haven't seen the movie, the only additional bit of information I'll add is that Gus Grissom's comment to the woman nurse is "well, if I get stuck will you come help?"
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