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SaberDance
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 Posted: 17-Apr-2006 22:03 Post subject: Blame Canada, and Tremble in Fear, my Northern Cousins |
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USA Plans to Invade Canada
I don't know, but I think we could take them.
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Alexander
Heavy Horse Merc Brigade
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: 18-Apr-2006 22:19 Post subject: RE: Blame Canada, and Tremble in Fear, my Northern Cousins |
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Bah, American Pig-dog. I fart in your General Direction... (Oh wait, too Monty Python French...)
Shut up Hosers. We beat you in hockey, eh. We can beat you in curling too! 
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 25-Apr-2006 13:27 Post subject: RE: Blame Canada, and Tremble in Fear, my Northern Cousins |
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Don't worry! If i move to Canada it will increase your defense capabilities by 5000% cause you'll have a crazy gun toting New Hampshirite on your side! I mean, one of us is worth like.... 5000 Canadian armies.
Mwahahahahahahahaha
Crazy Gun Toting New Hampshire Raven!
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House Calderon 1
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2006 01:20 Post subject: RE: Blame Canada, and Tremble in Fear, my Northern Cousins |
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On 2006-04-25 13:27, Raven! wrote:
Don't worry! If i move to Canada it will increase your defense capabilities by 5000% cause you'll have a crazy gun toting New Hampshirite on your side! I mean, one of us is worth like.... 5000 Canadian armies.
Mwahahahahahahahaha
Crazy Gun Toting New Hampshire Raven!
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Ummmm....
DOCTOR!
Over here quickly! And bring that custom fitted "I LOVE ME" jacket! Yes, the one with the extra long sleeve that you tie in the back.
I have found the owner!...and he is...
RAVEN!
Raving mad!
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2006 10:50 Post subject: RE: Blame Canada, and Tremble in Fear, my Northern Cousins |
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hehehehe oh come on! If New Hampshire (not maine, those weaklings) decided to invade Canada we'd get like.... five people together, and we'd hit them so hard they wouldn't know what was coming.
Or we'd give them all shiny U.S. nickles and they would praise us for making them wealthy.
*evil cackling*
Raven!
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House Calderon 1
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| Posted: 26-Apr-2006 17:48 Post subject: RE: Blame Canada, and Tremble in Fear, my Northern Cousins |
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... invade Canada we'd get like.... five people together...
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Draining the population of New Hampshire and getting help from 2 weakling Mainers in order to total 5 people...
*evil cackling*
DOCTOR!
Get moving with that Jacket...!
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Raven!
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| Posted: 27-Apr-2006 01:44 Post subject: RE: Blame Canada, and Tremble in Fear, my Northern Cousins |
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I was actually thinking of getting the two people from Vermont. But thats just me.
I just rock like that. *happy dances to the bar*
I did form a plan to invade canada once. But I was playing Risk at the time, and had no choice.
Raven!
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 27-Apr-2006 02:59 Post subject: RE: Blame Canada, and Tremble in Fear, my Northern Cousins |
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Wouldn't the plan of yours weaken the defense of both New Hampshire and Vermont than? what if some Canadian grizzly bear crossed the border and attacked, umm, say, your food production facilities? You should include this into your plans! Imagine, no steaks for months!
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House Calderon 1
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| Posted: 27-Apr-2006 05:35 Post subject: RE: Blame Canada, and Tremble in Fear, my Northern Cousins |
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On 2006-04-27 02:59, Sleeping Dragon wrote:
Wouldn't the plan of yours weaken the defense of both New Hampshire and Vermont than? what if some Canadian grizzly bear crossed the border and attacked, umm, say, your food production facilities? You should include this into your plans! Imagine, no steaks for months!
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What defenses? 
They surrender the states due to no population! The grizzly bears thank you.
What food producition facilites? 
Have gun will travel! and find food with it!
I am sure the bears will go down just fine.  Can you spare him a match to light a fire?
Its the newest invention in New Hampshire, and they love it! But cant seem to make it without lightning... 
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 27-Apr-2006 12:47 Post subject: RE: Blame Canada, and Tremble in Fear, my Northern Cousins |
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Well in Risk one man = defense. We managed to hold Middle East with our two man expedition force for three turns (no reinforcements). The others weren't happy
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